29 Chimera Court, Late Sunday Night

[mouthy_merc]

There was no ANTM watching tonight. No What Not the Wear and no Dirty Jobs even.

No, tonight found Deadpool taking an overly long shower that probably used up all the hot water in the house. What? It was relaxing and if he had any hair, it would be luxurious and shiny after all this.

[[ooc: for the brain buddy and husband]]

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[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

“Wade?” Arashi blinked again, looking really concerned as he placed a hand on Wade’s shoulder. He had definitely caught the disturbed look on the merc’s face and it didn’t make Arashi feel any better about Wade’s stranger-than-usual behavior.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade blinked, confused as to how he got onto the couch with Arashi on his lap. He wasn't complaining, of course, but still...

(This has to be the best blackout ever)

"Yeah?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Arashi looked really freaked out and wary as he held onto Wade’s shoulder tightly. “You’re watching CNN and when I climbed into your lap you were looking kind of… I dunno, disgusted.”

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(...Okay, not so much the best blackout ever then.)

Wade peered around Arashi to see that, yes, it was CNN on. "But I hat CNN. Unless they're covering something to do with Anna Nicole..." His hands found their way to Arashi's hips, holding onto him for some sort of stability. These things were really starting to freak him out. It wouldn't have been so hard if it didn't happen around other people at least. Easier to ignore then.

"That's not possible, trust me on that," He replied, starting to babble just a bit. "I mean, sure, I like boobs as much as the next guy, but hot ninja on my lap!"