The Mainland - Red Light District, Tuesday Evening.

[mouthy_merc]

Ah, strip joints, how Deadpool had missed them so.

Though the fact that he was there with a nun made it a bit awkward. Especially since he had a VERY awkward morning after with her recently.

He blamed the cupcakes.

"So! Should we go for a theme? Naughty Nurses? Sexy Librarians? Hot Nu--Police Officers."


[[ooc: for the nun and NFB due to distance]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Ah, strippers. They were much worse than mercenaries about getting paid.

He fiddled with one of the pouches on his belt before producing a rather large roll of hundreds. If only Tex would stop freaking stealing his wallet he wouldn't have to carry his cash around like this.

"And after the job entertainment is up to him, I think he'd punch me for paying someone to sleep with him. Wait, no. He'd poison me and then when I was down, he'd punch me. A lot. And yes, they're real. Fake ones bounce differently."

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Rosette shot Deadpool a bemused look from over the sea of flesh; yeah, like he'd really know about her bouncing breasts...

Okay, so he would. Because she had to be so damn bouncy all the time. But she couldn't help it!

"Sounds good," the supposed head stripper shrugged. "We'll be there."

"Hooray!" proclaimed Rosette.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It also might have been because she was from before medical technology was able to give women the kind of breasts that would look normal on a Barbie doll.

"And to make sure Yuki is happy, we should get him some male strippers too," Wade suggested. "I'm sure he'd love that."

Was Wade smirking under his mask or just smiling politely? A good question.

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

The nun pouted a little. "Deadpool! Yuki's not the only one who might like a male stripper or two."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, yeah. Blonde priest, I heard ya." He waved for her to follow him. "Come on, let's find us some male strippers and I never thought those words would come out of my mouth without being followed by: 'Because all the women in the world have died'."