The Mainland - Red Light District, Tuesday Evening.

[mouthy_merc]

Ah, strip joints, how Deadpool had missed them so.

Though the fact that he was there with a nun made it a bit awkward. Especially since he had a VERY awkward morning after with her recently.

He blamed the cupcakes.

"So! Should we go for a theme? Naughty Nurses? Sexy Librarians? Hot Nu--Police Officers."


[[ooc: for the nun and NFB due to distance]]

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[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Poor Deadpool. Didn't he know that insecure girls who took their clothes off for money would just instantly click with an accessable and clearly rebellious figure of supposed feminine authority? Especially one who brought one of them Christmas presents?

See? Charity did pay off!

Rosette just smiled at him. "Sounds great."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Of course, if he took a pretty little thing like Rosette, despite how confident she was with guns, they would eat her alive. That would be the reason why Deadpool was also planning on bringing the special knife he originally had set aside for Tannim.

"Good, it's a date filled with more violence than you can shake a stick at," Wade replied before turning toward the jailbait. "So, would you ladies be willing to help a nun and a merc find some nice strippers for my roommate's birthday?"

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Okay, the collective apathetic shrug all-around was a tiny bit creepy. "Eh, sure, I guess?" "How much's it gonna pay?" "I'll have to check with my, uh...agent." "This jus' a basic entertainment gig, or you two expectin' a little...y'know, more?" "Are you sure those are real?"

That last one ended up with a poke, which lead to a giggling, slightly blushy nun, because that kind of tickled.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Ah, strippers. They were much worse than mercenaries about getting paid.

He fiddled with one of the pouches on his belt before producing a rather large roll of hundreds. If only Tex would stop freaking stealing his wallet he wouldn't have to carry his cash around like this.

"And after the job entertainment is up to him, I think he'd punch me for paying someone to sleep with him. Wait, no. He'd poison me and then when I was down, he'd punch me. A lot. And yes, they're real. Fake ones bounce differently."

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Rosette shot Deadpool a bemused look from over the sea of flesh; yeah, like he'd really know about her bouncing breasts...

Okay, so he would. Because she had to be so damn bouncy all the time. But she couldn't help it!

"Sounds good," the supposed head stripper shrugged. "We'll be there."

"Hooray!" proclaimed Rosette.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It also might have been because she was from before medical technology was able to give women the kind of breasts that would look normal on a Barbie doll.

"And to make sure Yuki is happy, we should get him some male strippers too," Wade suggested. "I'm sure he'd love that."

Was Wade smirking under his mask or just smiling politely? A good question.

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

The nun pouted a little. "Deadpool! Yuki's not the only one who might like a male stripper or two."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, yeah. Blonde priest, I heard ya." He waved for her to follow him. "Come on, let's find us some male strippers and I never thought those words would come out of my mouth without being followed by: 'Because all the women in the world have died'."