The Mainland - Red Light District, Tuesday Evening.

[mouthy_merc]

Ah, strip joints, how Deadpool had missed them so.

Though the fact that he was there with a nun made it a bit awkward. Especially since he had a VERY awkward morning after with her recently.

He blamed the cupcakes.

"So! Should we go for a theme? Naughty Nurses? Sexy Librarians? Hot Nu--Police Officers."


[[ooc: for the nun and NFB due to distance]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It also might have been because she was from before medical technology was able to give women the kind of breasts that would look normal on a Barbie doll.

"And to make sure Yuki is happy, we should get him some male strippers too," Wade suggested. "I'm sure he'd love that."

Was Wade smirking under his mask or just smiling politely? A good question.

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

The nun pouted a little. "Deadpool! Yuki's not the only one who might like a male stripper or two."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, yeah. Blonde priest, I heard ya." He waved for her to follow him. "Come on, let's find us some male strippers and I never thought those words would come out of my mouth without being followed by: 'Because all the women in the world have died'."