29 Chimera Court, Saturday Morning

[mouthy_merc]

There were cartoons of a vaguely frightening quality on and a massive bowl of Trix that Arashi refused to eat.

Oh yeah, it was safe to say that Deadpool was unaware of the imminent doom in humanoid form heading his way this morning.

"Oh, Bugs Bunny, when did you get so edgy?"

[[OOC: For the husband, sproglets and/or anyone who might visit!]]

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[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Ours! We're keeping him! You can have that Arashi guy!" Terry stomped her foot.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"From a bodyslide gone wrong apparently."

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"We'll have daddy," Jean nodded, "And father, 'cept he's Broody McBroodypants right now."

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

"You'll just have to!" Karyuu grumped and crossed his arms. "Dad'll make you!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

He glanced over at Wade and blinked. "You two aren't going to be doing that for a while right?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Does that look like a viable option now," Wade said, waving his hands toward the living room. "Nuh-uh! No man babies of questionable origin."

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Nuh-huh!"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"My father could kick your dad's ass," Jean felt she had to add. "He makes Tony Stark wet his stupid metal pants alla the time!"

It was a perfectly rational argument.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Good," Arashi smirked and leaned over to give Wade a kiss. "I wonder if Karyuu's gonna show up again."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Kisses were always nice. "You just want more kids runnin' around here, don't ya?"

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

Karyuu just looked at the two girls. "My daddy's a ninja. Beat THAT!"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Our Father is a benny-vole-ant dictator!" Terry was good at this game.

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"An' a telepath an' a telekinetic and he's got his own island and he used to be a soldier but now he's Jesus!"

Pause.

"An' a mutant primadonna."

She still didn't know what that meant.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Some yes, not a lot though. I just miss Karyuu," he smiled.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...Maybe he's running late?"

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

"....are those supposed to be good things?"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Yes!" Terry paused, looking to her sister... Right?

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Everybody on Providence is happy 'cause we're working towards a better future." Right!

Jean knew the important parts.

"An' father's scientists figured out how to make free ice cream."

Definitely the important parts.

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

"Really!?!"

Okay, ice cream was important.

"Maybe that's not so bad..."

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"An' he lets us have as much as we want!"

Which was a damn dirty lie, but Kayuu didn't know that, right?

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"An' there's no milk in it so the earth doesn't get overberdinated with life stocks."

Jean had absolutely no clue what that meant, but father had said it once, and it sounded really impressive.

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

That got another weird look. "But it's not ice cream without milk."

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

...Terry turned to look at Jean, tilting her head to the side. "Is it Popsicles then?"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"It's ice cream," Jean repeated, and her eyes were glowing a little bit, and the Phoenix emblem became visible over one of her eyes. "Just's got substi-- subsi. Subsithing. You're stupid."

Also a technique she'd learned-- but not yet perfected-- from her father.

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

"Your eye is glowing..." Karyuu said backing away.

Glowing things happened with his big brother and they didn't mean good things.