Office Hours, Wednesday

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool was in his office this morning, making sure everything was set for class. Couldn't have those kids setting themselves on fire or anything.

Even if it might be fun...

Damn rules about child endangerment!


[[For one. Mwahahaha]]

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[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

The lemming, now dangling in some uniformed lunatic's hands, gave said lunatic a look that spelled quite clearly how he could take care of himself, thank you.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You're, like, four inches tall at most," Wade replied. "Dief will eat you."

There was a small pause as he looked around.

"I coulda swore I had a hamster ball around here somewhere..."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

And that was the mighty flail of oh no you didn't.

Unfortunately, it was slightly less effective when he was this tall.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Are you sneezing? That's adorable!." Wade was going to get his ass kicked but good after this.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, he was.

Wade would get his ass kicked but good.

For now, the lemming would settle for trying to maul his index finger.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Awww!" He was milking it for all it was worth. "Lemme get you that safe plastic ball to roll around in."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

The lemming glared at him, but suddenly held still.

Maybe he could headbutt Wade if he got close enough.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why Deadpool had a plastic ball in his office is an entirely different story, but it was there. And now Nate was being placed in it.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

And Wade was going to suffer for this.

Of that, the lemming, now perched safely within that ball, was certain.