25 Unicorn Street, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

It was ANTM night at the Unicorn house which was really more manly than it sounded.

Really.

"Wow, she's bitchy!"

[[ooc: for the nun and any housemates around.]]

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[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"It'd be really unfortunate if those lasers could cut through skin..." Shuichi shook his head a little absent mindedly, imagining model limbs falling off as they posed for a photo shoot. "That'd be too messy to be worth it."

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

That certainly caused more giggles from Rosette. "That's morbid, Shuichi. But, quick way to lose fifteen pounds when the panel calls you too fat."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"They could all stand to gain 15 pounds," Wade said.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Shuichi nodded in agreement. "Those judge people call those girls fat? Where do they get off saying anything?! They're all pretty funny looking, I don't think they have any right to be judgmental!"

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Rosette almost comment that John called her fat last week, but then she remembered that he didn't actually and she only thought she did. So her mouth opened, then snapped shut, and she just cocked her head at television as the photo challenge was announced.

She tried not to be a little creeped out by it. Because, you know, technically, she was dead...

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade patted Shuichi's shoulder. "Welcome to the world of modeling. Everyone is apparently too fat."

He threw some popcorn at the screen. "EAT SOMETHING."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"That's lame. Who'd want a job where you couldn't eat?! They're so missing out.." He grabbed a few peices of popcorn and popped them into his mouth.

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

"Just as long as it's not fifteen cupcakes, I agree." All this talk of eating things was making Rosette turn a little green again. "Speaking of which, eat them you guys, seriously. THey don't look pretty but I promise they're okay...I need to get rid of 'em."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool pointed up at the ceiling where there were still a few cupcakes stuck.

"I'm good."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Shuichi glanced up, "I'd eat 'em."

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Rosette also followed Deadpool's pointing. And snerked. "Those stuck good," she commented, proud of her weetiny handiwork.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool nodded. "That frosting is like sugary glue."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"If we tried to take them off, do you think the paint will come with?"

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

"No!" Rosette looked distressed and moved in to retrain Shuichi back if she had to. "Don't t ry to remove them! It's like...my little keepsake to you guys! So you never forget me!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Like we could ever forget our favorite nun!"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"Oh my god, I wouldn't remove it then!!" Shuichi flailed in apology for even thinking of it.

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

"Yay, the cupcakes stay!" Rosette tossed her arms up...and then immediately back down over her stomach with a groan because, yeah, that quick movement was not a good idea.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"We'll even label them so the people who are in the house after us know that it's your cupcake," Wade said, eyeing the nun suspiciously.

"Are you pregnant with the new baby Jesus? Oh my god, are you Nate's real mom?!"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"We could encase them in bullet proof glass! Then no one will remove them! It'll take the demolition of this house to get those cupcakes off the ceiling!" Pause. "Pregnant?!"

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Rosette grunted. "Yes, I'm pregnant. Immaculate conception. You all might as well be calling me Mary again. Why the hell would I be pregnant? I just ate too many cupcakes..."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Because the squirrels exaggerate, but not that much," Deadpool replied.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"If one of those models got pregnant, they wouldn't make her get rid of the baby just because she looked a little bit..bigger would they?"

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

"One of 'em already has a baby!" Rosette chimed in quickly, rather eager to move on from talk of why anyone would think she could possibly be pregnant. "The bitchy one that no one likes. See?" She pointed her out on the screen.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool's silence probably said enough as to his opinion on the pregnant nun matter.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"Really?" He tilted his head to the side. "Now?"