25 Unicorn Street, Saturday All Day

[mouthy_merc]

There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.

At least he wasn't making any phonecalls while doing this.

Nope.

Not at all.

For real.

Shut up.

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[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I want pizza too!" POund pound pound.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He slumped back against the back of the couch. "I don't have any! That's the problem kid!"

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I want pizza! And Rosette! ANd pizza for her, too!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

At the name Rosette, Deadpool was at the door making sure it was locked. He turned off the lights.

"No one's home. Go away."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I can see you! I know you're there! DOn't make me get my mom and blow up your house!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Nope! Not here! Woof, woof. Just a mean dog that bites. A lot."

"And has rabies," He added.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I know you have rabies," John agreed. "And you're mean. Why do people leave?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool leaned against the door. "Because that's life. People leave and things go back to being the way they were before."

Great. He had just gotten out of that funk.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"But I don't wanna have 'em go away. I wanna have 'em back. Can you bring 'em back?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool sighed. "No. If I could, I would."

He needed a drink now.

"Go find someone else to annoy kid."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Fiiiiiiine." He kicks the door. And runs away.