25 Unicorn Street, Saturday All Day

[mouthy_merc]

There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.

At least he wasn't making any phonecalls while doing this.

Nope.

Not at all.

For real.

Shut up.

[[ooc: Ooopen!]]

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[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

After getting, not one, but TWO messages from Deadpool. Enough was enough. Arashi headed out to the mercs house, knocking on the door.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's open!"

Like he would stop watching Janice be bitchy to answer the door.

"And there's money on the counter if you're the pizza guy! If not, I have a gun!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"How about I take the money and then just go?" Arashi sighed as he walked through the door and crossed his arms. "What was with those werid phone messages Wade?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade hung off the end of the couch to peer at Arashi. "I've had a 24 pack of Pepsi today. And there's a marathon on," He said, pointing at the TV from his precarious position.

"You're not leaving, right?"

And yes, that was a kicked puppy look.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Uhh... I suppose not," he walked over to perch on the arm of the sofa. "You feeling okay? Or did something else happen?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Good," He replied, nodding and settling back on the couch. "Because I'd have no one to mock Aly with."

Mmm, avoidance. Fun times.

"Want some pie? I'm not sure why we have any in the house, but it's edible. And peach!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"No, I don't really want any pie. What was with the voicemail Wade?" Nope, he wasn't letting him change the subject this time.

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

So, Kabuto had been stalking tailing following Yondaime, slinking from bush to bush and keeping him in view until he went into the house.

After waiting for him to come out for a while, the wee!ninja frowned and ran to the door of the house, carefully opening the door and pushing it open.

..Damn those squeaky hinges!

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi looked up as the door opened again, kind of startled to see the young asian boy walk in. He blinked and looked back over at Wade. "Did we have another kid or something?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade stared at the kid as well. "Oh HELL no."

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto saw Yondaime and his eyes lit up. "Sensei!" he shouted gleefully, taking a flying leap up onto the couch and attempting to climb into the blond ninja's lap. "Sensei! I've gotten better!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Uhh...."

There was a small boy that he didn't know climbing into his lap....

"That's good? Who are you?"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto pouted. "Sensei! That's really mean!" He smiled brightly over at Deadpool. "Hi, Mister Deadpool! Are you comin' back to the bar later? I have to see if Mazzy'll let me help Setsuna!"

[the_merriest]

Rikku finished 'tention and had her juicebox and pizza for lunch and 'cided to go downytowny yay! Jude prob'ly liked getting to see stuff. Even though he was nappin'.

'N she saw Deadpoolses's door and knocked on it.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"YOU BETTER HAVE PIZZA!"

What? The pizza guy was still being waited on.

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled and poked her head in his doorway. "I already had pizzie! That was after 'tention. I fed Jude some but he din't like it 'n he just went back to seep."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Another small one, huh?

He tilted his head at the Jude comment. "You fed Jude?"

[the_merriest]

"Course I did! Kitties gotta eat too. Jude! Say hi to P'fessor Deadpool!"

She held the kitty out, noticing he was slightly less mellow than usual. "Hey! 'Snot gonna hurt you. You're all kitty 'n he prob'ly likes kitties." She considered her mentor. "D'you like kitties?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was about to say that he did love kitties before his brain actually caught up to his mouth.

"Jude's a cat?"

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Wee!John pounded on the door. "Meatbag!" He's such a clever 5 year old.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"If that isn't the pizza man, go away."

How hard was it to find his house? Kids could! But a pizza guy? Nooooo.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I want pizza too!" POund pound pound.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He slumped back against the back of the couch. "I don't have any! That's the problem kid!"

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I want pizza! And Rosette! ANd pizza for her, too!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

At the name Rosette, Deadpool was at the door making sure it was locked. He turned off the lights.

"No one's home. Go away."