25 Unicorn Street, Saturday All Day

[mouthy_merc]

There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.

At least he wasn't making any phonecalls while doing this.

Nope.

Not at all.

For real.

Shut up.

[[ooc: Ooopen!]]

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[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto looked exasperated. "Are you going blind? It's me! Kabuto!" He frowned at Deadpool. "Do you need glasses? I might."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi couldn't accept that this was Kabuto. He wasn't being sneaky, or trying to stab them, he was just being cute! ..Of course maybe that was his plan.

"..Well, we were testing you Kabuto. Good job..." he pondered a moment. "So what is it you were able to finally do?"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"I hit the bullseye every single time!" Kabuto said gleefully, bouncing a little. "Well, except when I threw one at Suna. But I did that on purpose!!" He smiled brightly. "I did good, didn't I, Sensei?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sensei?" Deadpool was trying very hard not to laugh. So hard that he was snickering into his hand.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi smacked him on the back of the head and smiled brightly at Kabuto.

"That's great! But.. it's not so great that you threw one at Suna," whoever that was. "You shouldn't through kunai at others unless they are attacking you, or your mission involves attacking them."

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"But..." Kabuto looked up at him with big, innocent eyes. "But Orochimaru-sensei says that I should practice with moving targets."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Orochimaru-sensei," Wade chimed in. "Sounds like a sadist."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi snorted, then just laughed himself off of the couch. "He is!"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"H-Hey!" Kabuto scrambled out of the way, then pounced on Arashi. "Don't talk like that!!" The childish fury in his face was adorable.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was so not about to help his boyfriend friend with his weetiny furious attacker. "Oh no! Run Arashi! Run!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi calmed himself and just smiled. "I am sorry, Kabuto. But the reality is, Orochimaru doesn't think much of other people."

He wasn't overly worried about the weetiny attacker

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Hmph!" Kabuto scowled at him, pushing his Sound headband up so it was actually on his head instead of hanging around his neck. It was huge on him, but it was still cute. "Mean." He curled up on Arashi anyway, though.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And yes, that was too adorable for words. But not as adorable as him and Arashi all snuggly.

Wade snickered. "What are you? The child whisperer? You could be like a ninja Nanny 911!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi shrugged and rolled his eyes. "I don't even know anymore."

He eyed the mini nemisis curled up on him. "Ahh Kabuto? Do big ninja curl up on their sensei?"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Nooo..." Kabuto replied reluctantly, getting up and climbing onto the couch to sit on Deadpool instead. He was just a little boy, afterall. He still liked being with people and cuddling.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool sat there, giving Arashi a dirty look.

"So... You like cuddling, huh?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi smirked and shrugged. "What?"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Mm...I like people. I like you, Mister Deadpool. You're warm and strong and safe. Can I stay here with you until I go look for Suna and Lucy and Mazzy?" He looked up at Deadpool, he very image of a perfect little sweet child.

Which was so wrong if you knew how he was normally.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He may have mouther 'Help Me' through his mask.

"Uh. Okay. I guess. Just keep your hands above the belt please. I don't need more students groping me."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi just grinned, playing innocent. "Well, you guys have fun. I'm going to go find Aly so we can have a talk," he stood and gave them both a smile before using his body flicker technique and disappearing from the house.

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Sensei!" Kabuto squeaked indignantly, slamming both of his little fists down on either side of him. Poor Deadpool. Poor Deadpool's thigh muscles.

"I have to go too!" He said quickly, jumping up and running out of the house.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool winced at the close call. And then started planning revenge on Arashi. Terrible terrible revenge.