25 Unicorn Street, Saturday All Day

[mouthy_merc]

There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.

At least he wasn't making any phonecalls while doing this.

Nope.

Not at all.

For real.

Shut up.

[[ooc: Ooopen!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And yes, that was too adorable for words. But not as adorable as him and Arashi all snuggly.

Wade snickered. "What are you? The child whisperer? You could be like a ninja Nanny 911!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi shrugged and rolled his eyes. "I don't even know anymore."

He eyed the mini nemisis curled up on him. "Ahh Kabuto? Do big ninja curl up on their sensei?"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Nooo..." Kabuto replied reluctantly, getting up and climbing onto the couch to sit on Deadpool instead. He was just a little boy, afterall. He still liked being with people and cuddling.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool sat there, giving Arashi a dirty look.

"So... You like cuddling, huh?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi smirked and shrugged. "What?"

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Mm...I like people. I like you, Mister Deadpool. You're warm and strong and safe. Can I stay here with you until I go look for Suna and Lucy and Mazzy?" He looked up at Deadpool, he very image of a perfect little sweet child.

Which was so wrong if you knew how he was normally.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He may have mouther 'Help Me' through his mask.

"Uh. Okay. I guess. Just keep your hands above the belt please. I don't need more students groping me."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi just grinned, playing innocent. "Well, you guys have fun. I'm going to go find Aly so we can have a talk," he stood and gave them both a smile before using his body flicker technique and disappearing from the house.

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Sensei!" Kabuto squeaked indignantly, slamming both of his little fists down on either side of him. Poor Deadpool. Poor Deadpool's thigh muscles.

"I have to go too!" He said quickly, jumping up and running out of the house.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool winced at the close call. And then started planning revenge on Arashi. Terrible terrible revenge.