25 Unicorn Street, Saturday All Day

[mouthy_merc]

There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.

At least he wasn't making any phonecalls while doing this.

Nope.

Not at all.

For real.

Shut up.

[[ooc: Ooopen!]]

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[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled. "Was an awesome punch! BOOM! He felled over! 'N he had 'tention toooooo. I bet it was 'cause he's a stupidhead 'n he can't take a punch."

And bounced excitedly in her seat, clapping her hands (and probably waking Jude). "Candy! Candy! Candy! Yayyyyy! You're the bestest mentor ever!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He gave her a chocolate bar because the pie was all gone. It had been delicious.

"I know. So. How long have you been a small child?"

[the_merriest]

"'M not!" said Rikku excitedly. "'M a big girl now. I get to seep in a big-girl bed 'n I have a kitty of my very very own. 'Cause he used to be a boooooooyfriend but then he turned inta one. But it's okay 'cause cheerleadin said he'd turn back."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wait, Rikku was a cheerleader? Huh. He was not aware of that.

"A very mature... 5 year old?" Deadpool hazzarded a guess as to her age. He was crap with that when it came to kids.

[the_merriest]

Rikku sighed and rolled her eyes. "'M four," she said in an exasperated tone.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Four, four," He quickly amended. "I was confused because you're just so grown up. Not 15 like normal, but a good solid 5 sounds about right."

[the_merriest]

"'M extra-mature for my age. That's 'cause my brother's a dweeeeeeeb 'n I gotta be asponsible." Rikku nodded. "He's a stupidface anyway."