Office Hours, All day Thursday

[mouthy_merc]

After spending the rest of the night wandering around town after his date because he didn't want to go home and walk in on Yuki and Cotton Candy having sex on the kitchen table or something, Deadpool was tired.

So tired, in fact, he was sleeping on his desk as he waited for his new minions to show up.

Good thing he's such a light sleeper that someone coming in his office would wake him up.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool knew the freakin' X-Men, dramatic speeches weren't impressive unless they could be delivered mid jump in a fight.

"Oh, I'm not. You're just so wee and tiny. Maybe in about ten years you'll be more of a threat to me."

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Don't kill the teacher, Setsuna, don't kill the teacher...

But, fists clenched tightly at her sides, Setsuna was finding it extremely difficult not to respond to such an insult. Curse the ban on weapons on school grounds.

"I did not come here to have my skills be insulted," she said, finally, darkly, through gritted teeth. "The other things, calling me adorable, making unwarrented and uncouth assessments upon my sexuality...all these things, fine, whatever, I can learn to deal with your perverted assessment. One thing I will not stand for is someone who insists on taking me so lightly, who sees me as 'maybe' 'more of a threat' 'in ten years.' You will consider me as a threat to you now, or I will do what I can do work around the system and change your mind."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Isn't she adorable when she's angry?)

"If you wanted to spar, all you had to do was ask!"

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Spar. Attack! KIIIIIILLinate!

"I do believe they probably have rules against student/teacher encounters of that sort," Setsuna said stiffly, lifting her chin, although the idea of taking out her anger on him was extremely appealing. Besides, chances were, if he was calling her out for being possibly overconfident, than that meant his confidence probably had some founding in truth. And she could use a good spar...

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He was.

"It's just a sparring session. I'm supposed to be teaching you, right?"

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately.

"I suppose that's true. Unfortunately, though, I do know we'll have to use only practise swords. Use of live steel in a spar is frowned upon."

Again, unfortunately.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(What kind of person would make... oh yeah. School. Protecting the kiddies.

Damn.)

Wade frowned. "That just makes it harder to see how skilled someone is."

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna grunted a little. "Precisely. An advisary responds in completely different ways if they know that the weapon being used is mostly harmless. Although, if you can kill a man with a sheath, you certainly can do it with a bokken."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well duh, but it just isn't the same." He was pouting a lot now. "Stupid bokken."

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna just sort of looked at him dully for a bit before letting out a sigh. What a strange, strange man in a silly red suit.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool recovered quickly.

"I'll give you a call when I'm planning on having target practice and maybe for some sparring, 'kay?"

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Grunt. Roll of her eyes. "Can't wait."