Office Hours, All day Thursday

[mouthy_merc]

After spending the rest of the night wandering around town after his date because he didn't want to go home and walk in on Yuki and Cotton Candy having sex on the kitchen table or something, Deadpool was tired.

So tired, in fact, he was sleeping on his desk as he waited for his new minions to show up.

Good thing he's such a light sleeper that someone coming in his office would wake him up.

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[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

How about furious knocks from an angry, adorable lesbian?

Setsuna couldn't believe she had to crawl out of nice, warm, snuggly happy bedtime to go talk to her baka no hentai mentor. But she'd been putting it off enough; it was best to just get it out of the way and then hopefully never have to deal with him again.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No Ratman! Don't put that there! What would the boy wonder say?!"

Wade blinked a few times as he woke up and rubbed the side of his face. "Come in," He replied, yawning at the end of it.

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna drew in a deep breath, going over the list in her head. You will not outwardly threaten him. You will not go into theatrics about how the salle's not far from here at all so it won't take long to fetch Yuunagi. You will make elaborate claims of beheading and disembowlment.

...unles he really deserved it. Which he probably did.

She opened the door and stepped into the office, remaining dramatically in the doorframe. "Deadpool, I assume?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade raised his arms over his head and stretched out, causing small popping noises as he went.

(I need to get a pillow in here.)

"Well, normally I would tell you that assumptions make you an ass, but in this case, you'd be correct."

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna quietly glared at him for a moment before crossing her arms over her chest and explaining why the hell she was there. "My name is Setsuna Sakurazaki; I've come into the knowledge that you are to be my faculty mentor. Which I do not feel I need. Especially one of such...questionable caliber."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Taking in the pissed off expression and the insults, Deadpool tilted his head and grinned happily. "Aww, you're much more adorable in person."

"An my caliber isn't in question! I have a twenty two, a forty five, a thirty eight..."

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna let out a grunt. "I'm not adorable," she muttered, but at least he hadn't called her a lesbian yet. "And I wasn't speaking of guns, I was speaking of caliber in the moral sense."

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

After Setsuna left unless she destroyed the office with her pissed-off lesbian power, in which case this is before, Tyler came by and rapped out a rhythm on the doorframe as he appraised the guy in the mask. "So I hear you're my mentor?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool flailed as he woke up. "Luke Cage, that's not what Iron Fist means!"

(Oh. Student. Well this is awkward.)

"I'm going to assume you're Tyler the lover of goats and not Rikku."

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"The goat is my roommate," Tyler said automatically, then realized how it sounded. "And he's not usually a goat."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I'm not judging," Deadpool assured him. "I just think that maybe you should tone down the interspecies love thing. Gives people the wrong idea about you."

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"How do you know what the wrong idea is?" Tyler asked.

Then scratched his head. It probably wasn't a good idea to freak out his mentor. Even if he was wearing a mask. "Look, Alec was just randomly a goat this week. We aren't a couple. I'm not even gay. Or into goats."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool nodded in a way that implied that he might believe him, but then again he might not.

"So, minion. What do you want guidance on?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yondaime was stalling. He was looking forward to the mentor program until he found that he'd been again stuck with Kabuto. The annoyingly friendly backstabber was as difficult to get rid of as a bad haircut. Still distractions were everywhere and there wasn't one better than Deadpool.

He knocked on the doorframe as he stuck his head in. "Hey spar buddy."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why would no one let him sleep in peace? "Tentacles aren't supposed to go there, Nate!" He shouted, jerking awake.

"Oh. Hey." He paused. "Spar buddy? That sounds naughty."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yondaime quirked an eyebrow. "And Tentacles aren't?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade tilted his head to the side in confusion. "Sphincter says what?"


[[ooc: sorry about any double posts, LJ HATES]]

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi chuckled and shook his head. "You were mumbling in your sleep about tentacles and some guy called 'Nate'."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade looked horrified.

"We will never speak of this again. NEVER."

[the_merriest]

Rikku bounced down to Deadpool's office some time that was handwavey and not the same time as the other two and popped her head into the doorway.

"Hello? Uh, Professor Wilson?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Was this karma kicking him in the ass or something?

"Betty and Veronica? I didn't know you were into that!"

Deadpool shook his head as he woke back up and looked up at Rikku. "Um, Rikku, I presume?"

[the_merriest]

Rikku waved enthusiastically. "Heya! I got your message on the phone. I think you're my mentor?" She scratched her head. "Did I do something wrong?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool sat up and stretched a little. "Yup! That would be me!"

He paused. "No. Not unless you did something. Did you do something?"

[the_merriest]

"Nope!" Rikku grinned. "Well, not recently, anyway. And I returned all of it. Most of it."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Most of what?"