Office Hours, All day Thursday

[mouthy_merc]

After spending the rest of the night wandering around town after his date because he didn't want to go home and walk in on Yuki and Cotton Candy having sex on the kitchen table or something, Deadpool was tired.

So tired, in fact, he was sleeping on his desk as he waited for his new minions to show up.

Good thing he's such a light sleeper that someone coming in his office would wake him up.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Is that what you want to be mentored on? Because I can do other things too! I've got mad skillz at Pacman, I could help you with that."

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled. "Awesome! What's Pacman?"

"I don't know. I mean, what am I supposed to be mentored on? I like machinery and things like that, and I'm good at lots of things but most of it's not useful here." She shrugged. "I'm kinda new."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh." That explained a lot. "I could help you get used to the strange new world by showing you episodes of Golden Girls!"

[the_merriest]

"Hooray!" Rikku danced a bit. "This mentoring stuff sounds fun!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Anything else you can think of? Shooting? Explosives? Swordplay? Sarcastic quips for mid-battle bantering?"

[the_merriest]

"I dunno. Swords and guns aren't really my thing, and the office has all my explosives." She wasn't pouting. Really. "The quips thing could be fun, though."