Office Hours, Monday

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Deadpool was in his office, being... Vice Principaly. Or something.

He still wasn't entirely sure what that meant other than plotting to take over the island for some nefarious purpose. So he was reading horrible RPS again.

It was starting to be a habit here, people.


[[Warning: super SP until done with work!]]

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Glinda smiled, but her eyes had a different emotion entirely to them.

"I can do some interesting tricks, Mr. Deadpool, but nothing to get yourself too worked up about," she answered, honestly.

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"If I wake up in some freaky world where Nate's a baby again and someone puts an arm through my chest, I will be so cross."

Cross involving a gun. And maybe some C-4.

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"That, most definitely, is not one of my tricks. I cannot alter time, such as how old someone is. And as for the other part, I will not assist someone in a fight." She tossed her hair. "So should that happen to you, you will have to be cross with someone else."

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"Well, technically, I think he's supposed to be about five years old or something. If you listen to the reboots on ages," Deadpool replied. "Which makes it kinda creepy when you think about it..."

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"...I'm sorry but what?" Glinda managed to say. "What's a reboot?"

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"...It's a fourth wall thing."

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Glinda looked around the office, very carefully. "And which wall would be that one?"

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"Oh, c'mon! You're from a musical! You should know this!"

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Blink.

Blink blink blink. "Excuse me?"

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"Just nod and call me crazy. Everyone does!"

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Glinda sighed, rolling her eyes. "If you insist."