25 Unicorn Street, Thursday Morning

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool woke up slowly, becoming aware of a few things that were out of the ordinary. One, he had hair, which was weird. Two, his skin was smooth, also very weird. And three, he had breasts. Weird.

(Wait. Back the estrogen train right back up there. Breasts?!)

He shot up in his bed, grabbing the new assets and looking down at his new feminine body.

"Boobs?" He, now she, asked in a voice that was no longer just reminiscent of Demi Moore's, but sounded just like her.

She jumped out of bed, clad only in boxers, and ran to Yuki's room.

"YUKI! LOOK! I HAVE BOOBS!" She jiggled them in her hands to show just how booby they were.



[[ooc: for the housemates, of course]]

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[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Shuichi made a soft noise at the very loud yelling. Was there a random girl in the house screaming for Yuki? What the hell..? Well, she'd go away as soon as she found that he, Shuichi, was in bed with that same Yuki. HIS Yuki...
And so, with that problem solved, Shuichi rolled over and cuddled into Yuki's chest, pressing his soft and actually fairly supple for a Japanese girl's chest into him.
Wait. Where had this extra padding come from?

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki sat up and squinted. //Don't yell in my fucking room.//

//And who the hell are you?// He looks over to his side too. //And you..?//

He's lost.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's me," She said, dropping her hold on her chest and placing her hand on her hips. "Wade."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//It's meeee! Shuichi!// She whined a little, not making any effort to cover up when all she was wearing was a thin t-shirt next to him.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki blinked once. //I like this dream.//

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade frowned and smacked Yuki upside the head, causing his new chest to jiggle a bit at the motion. "Not a dream! I have boobs! Really nice ones at that."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Shuichi clung to Yuki's arm, not really understanding why he also was now a she with boobs. //Yuukiii... Did you give me a sex change when I wasn't looking because you just can't accept that a guy loves you?! Is that it?! Jerk...// Cling.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki doesn't mind testing Wade's claims apparently. Since he grabs one. "Not the best I've seen... but good." Then he turns to Shuichi. //You are so damn annoying..// He looks down at Shuichi's chest now too. //I can forgive it this time.//

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool? Seriously contemplating punching Yuki for that.

"I have excellent breasts," She hissed. "Any woman would kill for this rack."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//You grab hers and not mine!?// Somehow that offends her, and she continues to press her unrestrained chest against Yuki.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

//Wait your turn damnit.// He glares at Shuichi. He sorta want to pounce on him but Wade's right there... hmm... choices...

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Why don't you have breasts?" Deadpool asked, giving Yuki a suspicious look. "If you did something to make me like that dork Ranma, so help me God Yuki, they won't find the body."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

She pulls away from Yuki to tug at the collar of her t-shirt and stare down at them, not yet having actually checked what was going on there.

Whoaz. Yeah. They were real...
//Did you really do this..?// He's a little too stupefied at the moment to react angrily like Wade.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

//WHAT!? I'm not a FREAK like the both of you. I'm a normal human. I didn't do this.//

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

//I. Am. Not. A. Freak.// Deadpool punctuated this with a foot gently pressing against the side of Yuki's head, just giving the faintest threat of harm. "Got it?"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//I'm not a freak either!!// Tears threatened the corners of Shuichi's pretty little eyes as she tugged at the long T-shirt in dispair, unknowingly exposing more leg. Her head shook in agreement to Wade's threats, minus the harm.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

That's it. He pounced on Shuichi and looked over at Wade. //Close the door behind you, unless you want to join?//

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Gone. So very gone!"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"Eep!" She fell back against the bed in surprise, hair flaying out in an accidentally seductive manner. She tinted bright pink. Shuichi was too stunned to yell obscenities. He'd done it right in front of Wade too!!

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Ahh boobs. How Yuki has missed you. Time to reaquaint himself.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Shuichi squeaked loudly. What the hell was he doing?! //Yuukiii?! It's early!!!//

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

//I'm awake. It's not too early.// He kisses him firmly, best way to stop the whining.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"Mmmff..." Shuichi struggles a little more, but quickly succombs to Yuki's advance, parting her soft lips to deepen the kiss. Dude. Kisses even felt different as a girl.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki deepens the kiss with a bit of tounge and runs his hands under Shuichi's shirt right away. Mmm, smoother skin. And boobs. Those too.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Shuichi moans into his mouth, wrapping her arms around Yuki's neck and shifting.
Weirdsensationsweirdsensationsweirdbutgoodohsogoodbutweirdsensations..

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki started to put a bit more into the kiss and let his hands roam more, Shuichi was almost naked, and far be it from him not to take advantage of it.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

And far be it from Shuichi to stop him now. She slid a hand down the back of his shirt, arching her back into him a little in reaction to all the touching.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki grinned and stripped Shuichi of his shirt and soon after went about occupying his mouth with something of a non-kissing nature.