Office of the Vice Principal

[mouthy_merc]

So, it was Parents Weekend again.

Deadpool should proooobably be available should anyone want to question how this school is run. And give them the absolute wrong impression that only Zoe could clear up and make them stop crying.

People were total wusses, damn it.

But, there he was in his office. Waaaaiting.

[[Open, of course!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool stared for a moment.

"Am I being punked? Is Chris Hansen outside?"

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Brittany blinked. "See, if I try to make out with you and the mask is on, it's going to get all soggy. That's gross."

Earnestly, she added, "Who's Chris Hansen?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And you're, like, twelve." A beat. "You're not allowed to offer that to any other guy teachers. There's some sketchy people here. To Catch a Predator sketchy."

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"... ohhhhhh," Brittany said. "Usually I make out with everybody. It's okay, though. I don't want to that much."

Especially with the mask. Soggy mask. Ew.

"You're, like, a teacher?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Awww. She was that girl, wasn't she?

"Vice principal, actually. It's a special job that lets me sit around and look important."

[looks-awesome.livejournal.com]

She was the girl who made that girl look like a nun.

"That sounds awesome," Brittany decided. "I want a job like that. And pencils growing from my ceiling."

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"All you have to do is throw them up there," Deadpool confided. "It helps pass the workday."

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"Really?" Brittany said. "Wow. I learned something today."

Surprisingly, she meant it.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"If you don't forget it by tomorrow morning, we'll count this as a win!"

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"If I find cotton candy I'll bring you some."

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"Aww, you're a sweetheart." And like a puppy! "Maybe I'll bring Jan in and she can braid your hair."