Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

It was his millionth Parents Weekend, so there he was in the office again. Being all official and Vice Principally.

And throwing pencils up into the ceiling again. He had at least half of them stick, so it was going pretty well. Because this is what you do when you work in an office and don't have to answer to anyone. Other than Zoe. And that freaky school board. God, how he hated that school board...

But his door was still open, of course. For the people.

Who aren't on the school board.

[[Open like a boss]]

Deadpool was feeling very Vice Principal-y and ready to meet parents. Or siblings. Or random people who come to visit.

...he hoped Weaz wasn't gambling again while he was stuck in the office. He wanted in on the next game, dagnabit. He was sticking with internet poker in the meantime. It wasn't like he was betting real money on this.


[Open like office hours!]]