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Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson ([personal profile] mouthy_merc) wrote2011-01-22 04:49 pm
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The Wrong Sort of Bar For Normal People, New York City - Saturday Evening

Oh yes, you could tell it was a proper Marvel bar when people didn't so much as look twice at a guy in a red costume, carrying swords and guns wandered on in. There might have even been a small group at the end of the bar in horrifyingly bright colors that showed off their career choices.

No, not drag performers.

Or actors.

"I think we're supposed to start on beer. Or is it liquor? I'm pretty sure it's beer, though. Just as long as you don't drink anything girly after."

[[For a Skywalker]]
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin made a face at him. "I don't drink girly things." Unless Rory ordered them for him. "I like whiskey."

And cocktail umbrellas.

He stretched his legs, feeling a little self-conscious in a pair of jeans and a sweater. "Do you know all of the be-spandexed beings at the bar?" He smiled. "And can we take them all in a fight?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool peered over at the group. "Nah, probably a bunch of newbies that will die in the next cross over event that will change the very face of our fragile universe."

A beat.

"So, next Tuesday."

He was so kind to them.

"But yeah, we could totally kick their asses. Now, if we'd gone elsewhere, we mighta run into the Punisher and no one wants to deal with him. Man is insane. And this is coming from me."
sith_happened: (Anakin: wtf is wrong with you)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-22 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, he named himself the Punisher," Anakin said, rolling his eyes and signaling for a beer. "It's like a Zabrak I knew once named Savage Opress. I mean, really. Try a little harder."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"And his symbol is a skull on a t-shirt," Deadpool added. Because it was cute.
sith_happened: (Anakin: *gives attitude*)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-22 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin snorted. "Of course it is. Does he listen to a lot of terrible metal bands?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, he pretty much just kills people. A lot."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-22 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, the extreme form of punishment," Anakin replied. "Though I guess that's better than a guy in a skull t-shirt handing out spankings."

And thank you for that mental image, Anakin.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool stared at him in horror. "I can never unsee that."
sith_happened: (Anakin: amused)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-22 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can if you drink enough," Anakin replied. "Shots?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
"You owe me so many," Deadpool replied, flagging down the bartender.
sith_happened: (Anakin: *is not buying this*)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey," Anakin retorted. "You asked me here."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
"The Punisher, spanking people!"
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
He thought about it. "I get this round and you get the next, as long as you promise not to order buttery nipples."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Just being thorough," Anakin said with a tiny smile.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Barhop! Two of your best slippery nipples and two shots of whiskey!" Deadpool said, waving at the poor, unimpressed man.
sith_happened: (Anakin: *bitching*)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Anakin would have thumped his head against the bar, but who knew where it had been. "The whiskeys are for me?" he asked hopefully.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
"It's so nice to see you still have a sense of humor," Deadpool replied, shoving the girly shots over at Anakin. "Now drink up, we haven't even got into a bar fight and had SHIELD called on us."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Anakin made a face but picked up the shot glass. "Well, it's as good a plan as any," he decided.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Another five of those and it will be a fabulous idea," Deadpool reminded him.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe six," Anakin said. "I'm no lightweight."

Well, he hadn't been, but he also hadn't been to a bar in two years.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"And you're also not a cheap date, but we don't hold that against you." Yet. "So, should we start macho posturing now? I've got stories."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, do tell," Anakin said, reaching for the second shot. "Beat up anyone at school I know and don't like?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not allowed to do that anymore," Deadpool whined. "Not even that Max guy!"
sith_happened: (Anakin: seriously?!)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2011-01-23 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why not?" Anakin demanded sulkily. "He's such an asshole." He turned to the bartender. "Tequila shots, please."

Because nights that started with tequila shots always ended well.
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