Office Hours, All day Friday

[mouthy_merc]

-because I have cancer! And I'm stronger than that!

Deadpool leaned back in his chair, enjoying the cinematic masterpiece brought to him and his lil' Canadian buddy by the Lifetime channel. It had been playing non-stop since yesterday and Deadpool was almost certain that it would snap Grope-y Mcbadtouch over there out of whatever was affecting him.

He didn't know much about magic and was just piecing together information from various movie he had seen over the years. It worked pretty well so far.

Unless you count all the times it didn't turn out so nice, of course.

[[ooc: For the skater, but open for others if they want - and I'm a spaz and keep forgetting, Jude being there is NFB]]

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Deadpool looked at Jude and then the door. (Hmmm, what to do, what to do.)

He opened the door a crack and slid out into the hallway, keeping Jude from being viewed and shutting it behind him. "Why hello small angry girl, what can I do for you?"

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

She glared up at him. "Did you kill my brother? Because if you did, I'm going to have to hurt you a lot."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Well crap.)

Deadpool paused and went through a mental list of all the people he had killed in the last year.

...this could take a while.

"Was he small and Mexican, with a big scar on the side of his face?"

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"You killed Zuko too?" Katara asked. "When?"

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"No, I'm pretty sure his name was Luis. Pretty sure. It may have been Pierre though."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara completely forgot about waterbending and hauled off to kick Deadpool in the shin. Hard. She totally wasn't stealing a move from Turtle really.

"What about my brother then?" she asked, getting more angry and upset.

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"Ow!" Deadpool hopped on one leg, wincing a bit. "Have you been hanging out with Turtle? Because I know I taught her to kick better than that."

He pouted. "I don't know what you're talking about. Unless he was an agent of S.H.E.I.L.D. Then it's entirely possible for me to have killed him."

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"I can kick just fine!" Katara said, frowning. "And I don't know what shield is, but the girl on the radio said you killed my brother."

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Odd. The only thing Deadpool had ascertained from the radio was that Aly was clearly warm for his form. Rrraow!

"Ponytail?"

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"Yes!" Katara kicked him again harder.

And she finally remembered she was a waterbender so she pulled a flow of water out of her skin to turn into icicles for stabbing if necessary.

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"He was alive!" Deadpool protested, moving into a defensive position. "I can't be blamed for when students attack me due to their hairstyle choices!"

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She glared at him. "You're a teacher! You're supposed to know better."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Well that was news to Deadpool. He thought that being a teacher meant ruling with an iron fist a la DOCTOR DOOM.

"I am? But I was showing restraint! I didn't even hit him!"

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"It's just like being a master," she fumed at him. "If you can't control yourself how are you expecting to teach other people! And what did you do to him then?"

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"I grabbed the-" He snickered. "-wolftail to keep him from kicking Wade Jr."

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Katara couldn't help snickering as much as she tried to stop. "Still! You shouldn't taunt him!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

She might have a point there, but Deadpool was too bust snickering over the fierce wolftail.

"Maybe if he didn't attack people who could turn him into a fine smushy Hulk SMASH paste, we wouldn't have this problem."

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"If you think you can turn him into paste that you should be good enough to stop him from attacking you without making people on the radio think he DIED!" she yelled. There was a footstamp in there too.

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Deadpool rolled his eyes. "Aly was right there, she knew I didn't kill him." He leaned forward to confide in her. "She has a thing for me you see."

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Katara crossed her arms. "What does that have to do with the price of ice in Omashu?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sphincter says what?"

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"What does that have to do with anything!"

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"Oh!" Deadpool replied. "Nothing. I just like telling everyone that."

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"You're very crazy for a teacher," Katara said in a tone of wonder.

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Deadpool nodded in agreement. "Honestly, I'm shocked they hired me."