Office Hours, All day Friday

[mouthy_merc]

-because I have cancer! And I'm stronger than that!

Deadpool leaned back in his chair, enjoying the cinematic masterpiece brought to him and his lil' Canadian buddy by the Lifetime channel. It had been playing non-stop since yesterday and Deadpool was almost certain that it would snap Grope-y Mcbadtouch over there out of whatever was affecting him.

He didn't know much about magic and was just piecing together information from various movie he had seen over the years. It worked pretty well so far.

Unless you count all the times it didn't turn out so nice, of course.

[[ooc: For the skater, but open for others if they want - and I'm a spaz and keep forgetting, Jude being there is NFB]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

She might have a point there, but Deadpool was too bust snickering over the fierce wolftail.

"Maybe if he didn't attack people who could turn him into a fine smushy Hulk SMASH paste, we wouldn't have this problem."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"If you think you can turn him into paste that you should be good enough to stop him from attacking you without making people on the radio think he DIED!" she yelled. There was a footstamp in there too.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool rolled his eyes. "Aly was right there, she knew I didn't kill him." He leaned forward to confide in her. "She has a thing for me you see."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara crossed her arms. "What does that have to do with the price of ice in Omashu?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sphincter says what?"

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"What does that have to do with anything!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh!" Deadpool replied. "Nothing. I just like telling everyone that."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"You're very crazy for a teacher," Katara said in a tone of wonder.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool nodded in agreement. "Honestly, I'm shocked they hired me."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara stared. "Did you blow up a planet?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No," Deadpool replied. "But I did kidnap the principal once. Madrox payed me to."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"Oh. Well Jamie is smart. He must have had his reasons," Katara said with full faith in Mr. Madrox.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool stared. She was joking, right? Right?

"That's like saying I'm sane."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"...No, it isn't. You tried to kill my brother!"

Yes, that's all the logic she needed.

Even though she knew full well Sokka sometimes deserved it.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool gave her a pat on the head. Clearly she was worse off than he.

"You keep telling yourself that."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

She scowled at him and slapped his hand away.

"Just don't do it again!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I won't, I promise." Lie. Total lie.,

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"Good. Because next time I'll freeze you to the wall so you have to wait until summer to get loose," Katara said with certainty. "And I'd rather not do that because the Principal gets made at me."