Still covered in cake, the not so happily married couple stumbled into the house with presents in tow. It was... a whole lotta pink and Hello Kitty.

Deadpool couldn't help but wonder if Aly someone thought they were secretly a Japanese teenage girl.

Then he remembered the promise of a shower to save the planet with water conservation. Captain Planet was his hero, after all.

...it might take a while with all that cake in Arashi's hair. And, of course, other distractions...


[[ooc: Establishy, husband modded with permission!]]