There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.
At least he wasn't making anyphonecalls while doing this.
Rikku giggled and poked her head in his doorway. "I already had pizzie! That was after 'tention. I fed Jude some but he din't like it 'n he just went back to seep."
"Course I did! Kitties gotta eat too. Jude! Say hi to P'fessor Deadpool!"
She held the kitty out, noticing he was slightly less mellow than usual. "Hey! 'Snot gonna hurt you. You're all kitty 'n he prob'ly likes kitties." She considered her mentor. "D'you like kitties?"
"He's jus' a kitty tempo- tempe- f'r now. It was all sudden, jus' BOOM! KITTY!" She squeezed the Judekitty, getting an "eep" in reply. "You're not 'lowed to hurt him, 'kay?"
"Yayyyyy!" Rikku dragged the long-suffering-but-oddly-mellow-about-it Judekitty into Deadpool's room. "Why are they wearin' stupid outfits? Can it be grape soda? Can Jude come too?"
"He won't pee on nothin'. He's a goodkitty." Rikku gave him a nuzzle and giggled. "He licks my nose sometimes. 'S the bestest kitty ever."
She hopped on an available chair and the Judekitty snuggled into her lap. "I had 'tention this morning," she announced. "We got to play tag 'n have juiceboxeses."
Rikku opened the grape soda and took an enormous swig, then held it out for the kitty to drink some. He sniffed the can and went back to sleep. Good enough.
"Don't you 'member? I puncheded Sokka inna head. Was s'posed to be last week but it was this week 'stead."
Rikku giggled. "Was an awesome punch! BOOM! He felled over! 'N he had 'tention toooooo. I bet it was 'cause he's a stupidhead 'n he can't take a punch."
And bounced excitedly in her seat, clapping her hands (and probably waking Jude). "Candy! Candy! Candy! Yayyyyy! You're the bestest mentor ever!"
"'M not!" said Rikku excitedly. "'M a big girl now. I get to seep in a big-girl bed 'n I have a kitty of my very very own. 'Cause he used to be a boooooooyfriend but then he turned inta one. But it's okay 'cause cheerleadin said he'd turn back."
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mouthy_merc) wrote2007-04-28 06:06 pm
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What? The pizza guy was still being waited on.
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He tilted his head at the Jude comment. "You fed Jude?"
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She held the kitty out, noticing he was slightly less mellow than usual. "Hey! 'Snot gonna hurt you. You're all kitty 'n he prob'ly likes kitties." She considered her mentor. "D'you like kitties?"
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"Jude's a cat?"
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"Okay then. I am strangely accepting of this logic. Want some soda? We can watch stupid girls wear silly outfits and get in fights with each other."
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She hopped on an available chair and the Judekitty snuggled into her lap. "I had 'tention this morning," she announced. "We got to play tag 'n have juiceboxeses."
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"Don't you 'member? I puncheded Sokka inna head. Was s'posed to be last week but it was this week 'stead."
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"Candy?"
What? Wasn't like she lived with him or anything. He wouldn't have to deal with it.
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And bounced excitedly in her seat, clapping her hands (and probably waking Jude). "Candy! Candy! Candy! Yayyyyy! You're the bestest mentor ever!"
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"I know. So. How long have you been a small child?"
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"A very mature... 5 year old?" Deadpool hazzarded a guess as to her age. He was crap with that when it came to kids.
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