25 Unicorn Street, Saturday All Day

[mouthy_merc]

There was a marathon of ANTM on that wonderful channel that never played music videos. So there was a hung over Deadpool, eating half the fridge and shouting at someone named Ya-Ya.

At least he wasn't making any phonecalls while doing this.

Nope.

Not at all.

For real.

Shut up.

[[ooc: Ooopen!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool handed her a grape soda and then as an after thought, another one for the cat. "'tention? What's you do to deserve that?"

[the_merriest]

Rikku opened the grape soda and took an enormous swig, then held it out for the kitty to drink some. He sniffed the can and went back to sleep. Good enough.

"Don't you 'member? I puncheded Sokka inna head. Was s'posed to be last week but it was this week 'stead."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah." He grinned. "That was a good punch." He suddenly got the idea that maybe giving a wee Rikku sugar wasn't really a good idea...

"Candy?"

What? Wasn't like she lived with him or anything. He wouldn't have to deal with it.

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled. "Was an awesome punch! BOOM! He felled over! 'N he had 'tention toooooo. I bet it was 'cause he's a stupidhead 'n he can't take a punch."

And bounced excitedly in her seat, clapping her hands (and probably waking Jude). "Candy! Candy! Candy! Yayyyyy! You're the bestest mentor ever!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He gave her a chocolate bar because the pie was all gone. It had been delicious.

"I know. So. How long have you been a small child?"

[the_merriest]

"'M not!" said Rikku excitedly. "'M a big girl now. I get to seep in a big-girl bed 'n I have a kitty of my very very own. 'Cause he used to be a boooooooyfriend but then he turned inta one. But it's okay 'cause cheerleadin said he'd turn back."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wait, Rikku was a cheerleader? Huh. He was not aware of that.

"A very mature... 5 year old?" Deadpool hazzarded a guess as to her age. He was crap with that when it came to kids.

[the_merriest]

Rikku sighed and rolled her eyes. "'M four," she said in an exasperated tone.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Four, four," He quickly amended. "I was confused because you're just so grown up. Not 15 like normal, but a good solid 5 sounds about right."

[the_merriest]

"'M extra-mature for my age. That's 'cause my brother's a dweeeeeeeb 'n I gotta be asponsible." Rikku nodded. "He's a stupidface anyway."