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ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

[[Open party is open!]]

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"...you take all my fun."

"Blond chick I haven't met to the best of my recollection!" That was a hello. Maybe. If you squinted at it.

Minsc...took this into consideration.

"A nice one, though," he said. "Like the ones in Rashemen! None with ill-repute. They usually don't let me back into those."

And there were quite a few of ill-repute, Minsc discovered, but his standards were pretty high.

Plus, they didn't like it when he picked fights with other people not being nice to the pretty ladies with very little clothing.

With one last (discreet) glare at Deadpool, Ghanima grinned at Sarah. "I think even my beginners from Fight Club could take them. Miss Turtle has a mean shin-kick."

"Only the best," Deadpool agreed. "With classy ladies. Working their way through med school."

"Oh, it has been a very long time," Minsc said with a slight, wistful sigh. "Very long. I found out too late that traveling with female companions and leaders sometimes puts a stopper on that."

SOMETIMES.

"Next time I kiss a pretty girl, I'll let you know," Ghani said dryly. "You're worse than the gossipy aunties at home."

"Whaaat? You mean you don't wanna hang out and gab about men? We can do each other's nails and sharpen blades while we gossip!"

DON'T TAKE THIS DREAM.

"And now I'm stealing your beer," Sarah replied with a grin. "I'm Sarah. I just saw the signs around town and wandered in. Is it okay?"

"...you watch models?" This confused Deadpool. CONFUSED.

"As long as you're willing to mock twenty something models..."

"Oh, we're so going now." He missed it too! "And we'll get into a bar fight and everything."

"...I haven't had one of those in a while, too," said Minsc, grinning.

And then, it slipped away a little and he tilted his head.

"Er, do you happen to know any strip clubs near hospitals? Although, if they're all classy med students..."

It was rather nice, all things considered, that Minsc considered the other guy like that.

"Also, they have to let in hamsters."

"You're gonna walk in with a guy in a mask that has swords strapped to his back. A hamster is the least of their concerns."

"I've watched you on the mats a little," Sarah said. "I think you're right."

"....point," Minsc allowed.

"And excellent! When shall we embark on this particular adventure?"

"If 25 is old, I'm a mummy by their standards," Sarah said. "I'm in for the mocking."

Deadpool held out a hand for a highfive. "I'm rooting for the one with the freaky eyes."

"How about this weekend? When we're blissfully student free!"

"Perfect! It is settled!"

Sarah gave him the high-five. "I've only seen this episode," she cautioned. "Is she always that twitchy? I like the one with the eyebrows and the weave."

"She's from the internet," Deadpool replied as if that explained everything. "And the weave comment described half of them you know."

The Internet thing must have explained something to Sarah, too, because she nodded in comprehension. "You're right," she said. "I think half the show's budget must go to fake hair."

"And retouching!" He knew these things. He was hip to the industry's jive!

"Apparently I do now," Steve said. "Though I don't really understand the purpose of this show. Why don't people just hire the best model for the job?"

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