mouthy_merc: (smug like a smug thing)
Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson ([personal profile] mouthy_merc) wrote2009-04-29 04:40 pm

ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

[[Open party is open!]]

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"...you take all my fun."

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Blond chick I haven't met to the best of my recollection!" That was a hello. Maybe. If you squinted at it.

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Minsc...took this into consideration.

"A nice one, though," he said. "Like the ones in Rashemen! None with ill-repute. They usually don't let me back into those."

And there were quite a few of ill-repute, Minsc discovered, but his standards were pretty high.

Plus, they didn't like it when he picked fights with other people not being nice to the pretty ladies with very little clothing.
atreideslioness: (amused)

Re: Watch the Show

[personal profile] atreideslioness 2009-04-30 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
With one last (discreet) glare at Deadpool, Ghanima grinned at Sarah. "I think even my beginners from Fight Club could take them. Miss Turtle has a mean shin-kick."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Only the best," Deadpool agreed. "With classy ladies. Working their way through med school."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, it has been a very long time," Minsc said with a slight, wistful sigh. "Very long. I found out too late that traveling with female companions and leaders sometimes puts a stopper on that."

SOMETIMES.
atreideslioness: (Beautiful Princess)

Re: Watch the Show

[personal profile] atreideslioness 2009-04-30 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Next time I kiss a pretty girl, I'll let you know," Ghani said dryly. "You're worse than the gossipy aunties at home."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Whaaat? You mean you don't wanna hang out and gab about men? We can do each other's nails and sharpen blades while we gossip!"

DON'T TAKE THIS DREAM.

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] saveyoulater.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"And now I'm stealing your beer," Sarah replied with a grin. "I'm Sarah. I just saw the signs around town and wandered in. Is it okay?"

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"...you watch models?" This confused Deadpool. CONFUSED.

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"As long as you're willing to mock twenty something models..."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, we're so going now." He missed it too! "And we'll get into a bar fight and everything."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"...I haven't had one of those in a while, too," said Minsc, grinning.

And then, it slipped away a little and he tilted his head.

"Er, do you happen to know any strip clubs near hospitals? Although, if they're all classy med students..."

It was rather nice, all things considered, that Minsc considered the other guy like that.

"Also, they have to let in hamsters."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"You're gonna walk in with a guy in a mask that has swords strapped to his back. A hamster is the least of their concerns."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] saveyoulater.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
"I've watched you on the mats a little," Sarah said. "I think you're right."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"....point," Minsc allowed.

"And excellent! When shall we embark on this particular adventure?"

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] saveyoulater.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"If 25 is old, I'm a mummy by their standards," Sarah said. "I'm in for the mocking."

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool held out a hand for a highfive. "I'm rooting for the one with the freaky eyes."

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"How about this weekend? When we're blissfully student free!"

Re: Watch the Show

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Perfect! It is settled!"

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] saveyoulater.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sarah gave him the high-five. "I've only seen this episode," she cautioned. "Is she always that twitchy? I like the one with the eyebrows and the weave."

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"She's from the internet," Deadpool replied as if that explained everything. "And the weave comment described half of them you know."

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] saveyoulater.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
The Internet thing must have explained something to Sarah, too, because she nodded in comprehension. "You're right," she said. "I think half the show's budget must go to fake hair."

Re: Mingle

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"And retouching!" He knew these things. He was hip to the industry's jive!
screwyoumarvel: (Default)

Re: Watch the Show

[personal profile] screwyoumarvel 2009-04-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Apparently I do now," Steve said. "Though I don't really understand the purpose of this show. Why don't people just hire the best model for the job?"

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