ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

[[Open party is open!]]

Comments

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Blond chick I haven't met to the best of my recollection!" That was a hello. Maybe. If you squinted at it.

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"And now I'm stealing your beer," Sarah replied with a grin. "I'm Sarah. I just saw the signs around town and wandered in. Is it okay?"

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"As long as you're willing to mock twenty something models..."

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"If 25 is old, I'm a mummy by their standards," Sarah said. "I'm in for the mocking."

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool held out a hand for a highfive. "I'm rooting for the one with the freaky eyes."

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

Sarah gave him the high-five. "I've only seen this episode," she cautioned. "Is she always that twitchy? I like the one with the eyebrows and the weave."

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"She's from the internet," Deadpool replied as if that explained everything. "And the weave comment described half of them you know."

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

The Internet thing must have explained something to Sarah, too, because she nodded in comprehension. "You're right," she said. "I think half the show's budget must go to fake hair."

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And retouching!" He knew these things. He was hip to the industry's jive!

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"And retouching," Sarah said, using her sekrit spy technique of agreeing with whatever people said. "How did you start watching this, anyhow? I thought it was for 14-year-old girls."

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...clearly you've never enjoyed the mocking of pretty people who are too young to know better and yet you can't feel sorry for them because they signed up for this."

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

That drew a long look. "You're going to have to tutor me in that one."

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh, consider that a challenge."

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"And I'm going to guess you don't back down from challenges."

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Actually I do, but this sounds much more dramatic."