ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

[[Open party is open!]]

Comments

Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

With the food! And alcohol.

Are you of age? HMMMMM?

Re: Mingle

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Minsc? Did not have any idea what this was all about, but it was apparently the substitute for the Stitch'n'Bitch, without the stitching, it seemed, so he was all for it.

Re: Mingle

[atreideslioness]

Food, alcohol, and socialization with other adults? Ghanima was definitely in attendance, trying to make sense of what, exactly, the point of 'models' was.

Re: Mingle

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve had heard of Deadpool's recent loss through the superhuman grapevine, and thought it would be a good idea to support him, or something. Anyway, he was here, and he'd brought beer and fresh chocolate chip cookies. Motivation was unimportant.

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"I haven't seen this since the cycle with the blind girl," Sarah said, by way of introduction. "Are you a Top Model expert?"

Re: Mingle

[screwyoumarvel]

"Uh, no?" Steve said. "I've actually never seen the show before. I'm a--friend is too strong a word. Concerned party of Wade's."

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

Sarah had gotten a message from Langley letting her know she'd have some news later that week, and wondering what it was had her butterfly-ish enough that she decided to be social and go watch the reality TV ... thing. She got a beer and stood off to the side sizing things up.

Re: Mingle

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Blond chick I haven't met to the best of my recollection!" That was a hello. Maybe. If you squinted at it.

Re: Mingle

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"And now I'm stealing your beer," Sarah replied with a grin. "I'm Sarah. I just saw the signs around town and wandered in. Is it okay?"

Watch the Show

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Modely goodness here, people!

Re: Watch the Show

[atreideslioness]

"When was the last time these girls ate?" Ghanima asked, tilting her head quizzically at the television. "Have they never heard of cinnabon?"

Re: Watch the Show

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool cocked his head to the side. "Five days ago. Tops."

Re: Watch the Show

[atreideslioness]

"What happens if they pass out mid-catwalk?" she mused. "Is that an automatic disqualification?"

Re: Watch the Show

[screwyoumarvel]

"Willful starvation," Steve said wryly. "The privilege of wealth."

Re: Watch the Show

[atreideslioness]

"But there is food!" Ghani pointed out, torn between amused and horrified. "Perfectly good food, like ice cream and pastries and coffee! Why would you want to starve?"

Re: Watch the Show

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...you watch models?" This confused Deadpool. CONFUSED.

Re: Watch the Show

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"No kidding!" agreed Minsc. "You'd think, if they were going to sacrifice them to the goddess there, they would fatten them up at least a little more. There cannot be any good meat there. All stringy!"

Minsc....might have completely missed the point of the show.

Re: Watch the Show

[atreideslioness]

"They're sacrifices?" Well, at least that made a little bit more sense. "Maybe they're fasting for purity?"

Re: Watch the Show

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"They have like no muscles, too," Sarah volunteered. "They're just skinny."

Re: Watch the Show

[atreideslioness]

With one last (discreet) glare at Deadpool, Ghanima grinned at Sarah. "I think even my beginners from Fight Club could take them. Miss Turtle has a mean shin-kick."

Re: Watch the Show

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"That suit covers, like, nothing," boggled Minsc who stole this line from my fiance, "but...she doesn't even have anything to cover up!"

Minsc liked his women meaty, sure, but even if it weren't for that...

Re: Watch the Show

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"Whoa!" Minsc said stealing another comment I couldn't refuse from the peanut gallery. "They blurred out her arse!"

Re: Watch the Show

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Censors, my friend. It's all the fault of censors."

Talk to the host!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...for he was there.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I need to stop drinking coffee at work. My brain is going waaaaay too fast right now.