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ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

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"When was the last time these girls ate?" Ghanima asked, tilting her head quizzically at the television. "Have they never heard of cinnabon?"

Deadpool cocked his head to the side. "Five days ago. Tops."

"What happens if they pass out mid-catwalk?" she mused. "Is that an automatic disqualification?"

"It just makes them more like a real model," Deadpool replied. "Minus the coke and cigarettes!"

"There's a difference between these and real models?" Ghanima added that to the list of confusing things about television. "If they drink Coke, I'd think they'd look less likely to fall over. I think some of my students live off caffeine and nicotine alone."

"Different kinda coke."

Oh, the 80's.

"...the British chick, right?"

"I was thinking of Reno," Ghanima confessed. "I don't think I know any 'British Chicks.'"

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"Willful starvation," Steve said wryly. "The privilege of wealth."

"But there is food!" Ghani pointed out, torn between amused and horrified. "Perfectly good food, like ice cream and pastries and coffee! Why would you want to starve?"

"Because it's somehow considered 'beautiful' to look like you're three days from starving to death. And because America has gotten so rich that people can afford to not eat, since there'll always be food around when they get around to eating it." Steve, as a son of the Depression, had Opinions on deliberately bone-thin people.

"There is a difference between being trim and fit, and being malnourished," Ghanima announced as she waved a 'buffalo wing' for emphasis. "These children will blow away in a strong wind."

"I agree completely," Steve said. "It's ridiculous."

"I suppose this means that we get their share of donuts, then," she pointed out. "So I can't object too much, if it means more for me. Their loss."

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"...you watch models?" This confused Deadpool. CONFUSED.

"Apparently I do now," Steve said. "Though I don't really understand the purpose of this show. Why don't people just hire the best model for the job?"

"But then we wouldn't get to enjoy them bitch at each other like the kids they are!"

"I really think they just need to eat something," Steve said. "Then they'd be less cranky."

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"No kidding!" agreed Minsc. "You'd think, if they were going to sacrifice them to the goddess there, they would fatten them up at least a little more. There cannot be any good meat there. All stringy!"

Minsc....might have completely missed the point of the show.

"They're sacrifices?" Well, at least that made a little bit more sense. "Maybe they're fasting for purity?"

"Hmmm." Minsc narrowed his eyes at the screen pensively. "Maybe! Or maybe they are starving them so that they can't fight back."

Ghanima nodded as she bit into another buffalo wing.

"They'd be pretty easy to catch," she replied after finishing it off. "I doubt they could even run a mile in their condition."

"But those shoes," said Minsc. "At the right angles, you could do some damage there."

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"They have like no muscles, too," Sarah volunteered. "They're just skinny."

With one last (discreet) glare at Deadpool, Ghanima grinned at Sarah. "I think even my beginners from Fight Club could take them. Miss Turtle has a mean shin-kick."

"I've watched you on the mats a little," Sarah said. "I think you're right."

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