ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

[[Open party is open!]]

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[screwyoumarvel]

"Willful starvation," Steve said wryly. "The privilege of wealth."

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[atreideslioness]

"But there is food!" Ghani pointed out, torn between amused and horrified. "Perfectly good food, like ice cream and pastries and coffee! Why would you want to starve?"

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[screwyoumarvel]

"Because it's somehow considered 'beautiful' to look like you're three days from starving to death. And because America has gotten so rich that people can afford to not eat, since there'll always be food around when they get around to eating it." Steve, as a son of the Depression, had Opinions on deliberately bone-thin people.

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[atreideslioness]

"There is a difference between being trim and fit, and being malnourished," Ghanima announced as she waved a 'buffalo wing' for emphasis. "These children will blow away in a strong wind."

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[screwyoumarvel]

"I agree completely," Steve said. "It's ridiculous."

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[atreideslioness]

"I suppose this means that we get their share of donuts, then," she pointed out. "So I can't object too much, if it means more for me. Their loss."

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[screwyoumarvel]

"There you go," Steve said. "You've found the positive. I wonder if they're so bitchy odd-acting because they're hungry."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...you watch models?" This confused Deadpool. CONFUSED.

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[screwyoumarvel]

"Apparently I do now," Steve said. "Though I don't really understand the purpose of this show. Why don't people just hire the best model for the job?"

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"But then we wouldn't get to enjoy them bitch at each other like the kids they are!"

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[screwyoumarvel]

"I really think they just need to eat something," Steve said. "Then they'd be less cranky."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"The same could be said about most women," Deadpool pointed out. Thus proving why he was sleeping with a guy.

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[screwyoumarvel]

"...yeah." Steve had gotten the lecture about being judged on your butt in spandex one too many times from various female members of the Avengers line-up to argue with that.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool just offered something deep fried and covered in sugar. "It's okay, they can't hurt you now."

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[screwyoumarvel]

Steve took it and said, "You say that now."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"That's because I know these things. I'm like Layla Miller or something." No he wasn't. "I read the important things, like the recap pages."

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[screwyoumarvel]

"You're talking crazy again," Steve reminded him. "And you don't look like a blonde preteen."