ANTM Par-taaaay - 29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

There was a partizzle in this nizzle.

Fo shizzle.

"I really need to stop watching MTV Cribs," Deadpool remarked to a small child, a lemming, and two pets. Because, really, it needed to be said.

But there was a TV ready, booze of various kinds and the kind of snacks the girls on the show would die to have if it didn't make them gain weight. Mmmm. Deep fried.

[[Open party is open!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That earned him a stare. One of those 'what you say?' ones. You know the type.

"You're either very clever or mildly brain damaged. I haven't decided yet."

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Mildly?

Sir Deadpool was being complimentary.

"I mean," he said, as if he didn't hear that, "what even is there too blur? I've seen male mages shapelier than these minxes."

And have you seen most male mages? Yech.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"People out there think that something like that will corrupt their poor kiddies."

Said the man who had a toddler sleeping no more than ten feet away. Do you know how hard it was to find a wee bed for her? VERY.

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"What? Arses?" asked Minsc, truly perplexed.

Because with how Rashemi women dressed...

...but then he remembered that whole...thing with Lady Wilhelmina when he wasn't dressed...

"People are odd."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool patted him on the arm. "You get used to it."

A beat.

"...we should go to a strip club sometime."

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Minsc...took this into consideration.

"A nice one, though," he said. "Like the ones in Rashemen! None with ill-repute. They usually don't let me back into those."

And there were quite a few of ill-repute, Minsc discovered, but his standards were pretty high.

Plus, they didn't like it when he picked fights with other people not being nice to the pretty ladies with very little clothing.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Only the best," Deadpool agreed. "With classy ladies. Working their way through med school."

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it has been a very long time," Minsc said with a slight, wistful sigh. "Very long. I found out too late that traveling with female companions and leaders sometimes puts a stopper on that."

SOMETIMES.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh, we're so going now." He missed it too! "And we'll get into a bar fight and everything."

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"...I haven't had one of those in a while, too," said Minsc, grinning.

And then, it slipped away a little and he tilted his head.

"Er, do you happen to know any strip clubs near hospitals? Although, if they're all classy med students..."

It was rather nice, all things considered, that Minsc considered the other guy like that.

"Also, they have to let in hamsters."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You're gonna walk in with a guy in a mask that has swords strapped to his back. A hamster is the least of their concerns."

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"....point," Minsc allowed.

"And excellent! When shall we embark on this particular adventure?"

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"How about this weekend? When we're blissfully student free!"

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[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

"Perfect! It is settled!"