Office of the Vice Principal, Wednesday

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool wasn't sad to no longer be a pony. Nope, not at all.

Okay, maybe a little. Cram it.

That might have been why he was actually in his office. The place he stored paperwork that he didn't want to do. "Wow, this place is dusty," he said to no one in particular. Because needless descriptions were damn fun, okay?

[[Open, of course!]]

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[trigons_child]

Raven had words for Deadpool. She wasn't freaky! And neither was Jono.

She tapped on his door to get his attention. "Professor Deadpool, may I speak to you?" she said politely.

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Freeeeeeaky goths.

"Only if I can sigh in a dramatic fashion over the lack of awesome hooves."

[trigons_child]

Raven blinked. "If you wish," she said slowly. "Though I am relieved at being restored to my true form again." One could not type with hooves, or read, or apply black eyeliner.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"But I was so fluffy!"

[trigons_child]

"I am pleased you enjoyed the experience," Raven said. Deadpool was so weird. "Your daughter must have as well."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Jan is Nate's kid," Deadpool replied automatically.

[trigons_child]

"I am sorry, your ward, then?" Raven said.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Now I sound like a pedo." Or Batman.

[trigons_child]

Raven's eyes widened. "I did not intend to insinuate such a thing," she said quickly. "I know that she is frequently in your care. You are her babysitter?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Something like that," Deadpool admitted. "It's complicated. She may or may not be the reincarnation of Nate's mom, so..."

[trigons_child]

"That is...complicated," Raven said, trying to wrap her mind around that. And she thought her canon was messed up.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaha.

"So, what can I do for ya, freaky lil' goth chick?"

[trigons_child]

She'd almost forgotten, but that served to remind her. She crossed her arms over her chest. "I am not freaky," she said. "Nor is Jono, and I would like to request you be more respectful on the radio, please."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Um, have you met me" Deadpool asked slowly. "I don't even respect the guy I'm sleepin' with about these things."

[trigons_child]

He had a point there. "I have taken classes with you, yes," she said. "But I do not need to know the details of your relationship as you do not need to know the details of mine and Jono's."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I do radio," Deadpool reminded her. "It's all about the TMI."

[trigons_child]

Evil squirrels. Again, he had a point. She really wasn't sure what she was trying to accomplish here but she had to register her displeasure!

"That may be so, but you do not have to call us freaky," she said. See her pout?

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"But he doesn't have a jaw! That's totally freaky, man," Deadpool replied. He had a three year old. Pouts were useless against him. "I'm pretty sure I saw that online. It was probably Japanese too. Oh, Japan..."

[trigons_child]

She might have overlooked the comments if he'd just been talking about her, but she was very protective of Jono.

"I am an empath," Raven said, which totally explained everything. She wasn't sure what Japan had to do with anything, though.

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Oh, toooootally. "Oh, that's completely--not different making."

Because he was the worst adult on the island. Yes, this included Charlie 'What's my daughter's name again?' Swan.

[trigons_child]

"Just because Jono is different on the outside does not make him any less worthy or capable of love," Raven said stiffly. At least Deadpool hadn't called him a corpse like someone else who was going to get a scolding.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"See, I never said that part," Deadpool replied. "I just think it's freaky. Because it so is. All that psycho-kinetic flames and the smell of burnt rubber..."

[trigons_child]

"It is not freaky," Raven protested. "But we do not require your approval. I had just hoped that perhaps you could understand that in his own world he is treated poorly because of being a mutant. In Fandom that should be different."

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Deadpool stared for a moment before having to laugh until his ribs hurt. "Oh, you're too funny."

[trigons_child]

She was totally going to tell Anakin how meeeean Deadpool was omg.

"Very well," she said. "I have made my request. I cannot make you heed it, but I hope that you please will. I will not take up any more of your time."