mouthy_merc | Strip Club - Mainland, Friday Evening

"...Because Arashi likes the manbits," Aly explained like she was speaking to a little kid. "Duh."

She might have looked far, far too amused.

Arashi wasn't doing much time looking up at the moment, he was focusing on his drink and the table.

It was a nice table.

"Yeah... like the man bits," he mummbled. Thankfully to the poor lighting they couldn't see how red his face was.

"My eeeeeyeeees! I only like Arashi's manbits! Not..." He tilted his head. "Eduardo the Masked Lover's!"

"It's not for you," Aly told him. She eyed Eduardo. "And he's kinda cute if you go for masks."

Not hindered by such things as low lights, she eyed Arashi. "Are you blushing?"

"No!" Arashi protested a bit too much and he quickly downed his drink. "I'm jsut warm is all...."

Yes, that was it.

"BARTENDER! Drinks for the table!" Wade shouted, trying not to look at the nudity.

"This is a cruel mockery of a strip-joint! Cruel!"

Aly raised an eyebrow at Arashi, clearly not believing him. "We can go," she said, toying with her drink. "It's totally okay if you would rather do something else."

Arashi glanced between Wade and Aly and then up at the stage. His eyes went wide and kind of frightened at the sight of the male stippers. One of those deer in the headlights look.

"Uhhh...."

"I demand beer!" A beat. "Wait, is this like some sort of messed up attempt at a bachelors party for Arashi?"

Aly snickered. "Well...now it is."

She pulled a crown and a 'Birthday Boy' sash out of her bag. "See! Put them on!"

"I'm not twelve Aly," He said blandly as he turned even more red.

"If the strippers start singing, so help me..."

And it just so happened that the waitress bearing their drinks heard the birthday announcement.

"Aww, would y'all like a special dance for the birthday boy?" She asked, smiling far too happily.

Aly beamed up at the waitress. "We would, thank you. It's his 39th. Maybe they could bring him up on stage? With the crown? And sash?"

She probably wasn't going to let that lie.

Arashi choked and stared at Aly. "WHAT?!? No, really it's okay..."

"It's the wedding all over again!" Wade said, downing the glass of beer. "We can't trust her!"

The waitress just stared. "Is that a no?"

Aly punched Wade. "You thought this was a great idea last night," she pointed out.

She looked back up at the waitress. "It's a yes. For the blond one."

They both earned looks of death from the ninja. "You two are so gonna pay for this..."

Nodding cheerfully, the waitress went back to talk to the bartender and a few of the dancers.

"I thought it was with women dancing! No this-- mockery of nudity fun!"

Aly rolled her eyes. "You realise no one else at the table would get any enjoyment out of naked women?"

She looked around for the waitress again. "I need a pink drink."

"I need about 6 bottles of sake," Arashi mummbled and head desked.

"WAITRESS! Bring us half the bar and a make them all pink with adorable umbrellas!"

That would work, right?

"We are too sober for this."

"And the little swords!" Aly called after Wade.

She looked back at Arashi and put the crown on his head. "No sake, just pastels."

"No Sake?" Arashi pouted.

That sucked. "Do I get cake then?"

"I have some back at home for later," Wade said, looking up and then back down as manbits approached.

"They're bringing some for us too!" Aly said happily. "Special little pink cakes. No throwing them on me, I don't have anyone to eat off the icing this time."

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