Wade &#39;Deadpool&#39; Wilson

Aly rolled her eyes. "You realise no one else at the table would get any enjoyment out of naked women?"

She looked around for the waitress again. "I need a pink drink."

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"I need about 6 bottles of sake," Arashi mummbled and head desked.

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"WAITRESS! Bring us half the bar and a make them all pink with adorable umbrellas!"

That would work, right?

"We are too sober for this."

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"And the little swords!" Aly called after Wade.

She looked back at Arashi and put the crown on his head. "No sake, just pastels."

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"No Sake?" Arashi pouted.

That sucked. "Do I get cake then?"

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"I have some back at home for later," Wade said, looking up and then back down as manbits approached.

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"They're bringing some for us too!" Aly said happily. "Special little pink cakes. No throwing them on me, I don't have anyone to eat off the icing this time."

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"That was far more than I needed to hear." Arashi rolled his eyes. There were some not happy images in his head now of Josh and Aly.

"I'll wear the hat and the sash, but please don't make me go up there."

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Wade might have shifted over to cling. "No one gets to touch him but me." A beat. "And you. And maybe Naruto."

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Aly sighed at Waade. "No one's going to touch him. They're just going to give him a lap dance."

She crossed her arms and looked from Arashi to Wade and back. "Either they are or I am. And we both know which'll be more embarrassing."

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For some reason Arashi had no problems with Aly going up there. Probably because he knew her and trusted her for the most part.

The strippers, he didn't have that trust with. "I'm okay with you going up there."

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Not to mention the MANBITS.

"Manbits!" Wade sighed as a large amount of drinks were brought to the table finally. "Dibs on the Sex On the Beach!"

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"Too bad there isn't a Timmy Ho's around," Aly said sadly. "We could have Timbits later."

She paused. "No, stripper dances first! They have bits I don't. Much more fun."

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Arashi slumped and grabbed a drink, chugging it down in one go. "I need more booze for this... a lot more booze."

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"Mmmm, Timbits."

Wade sipped his delightfully girl drink delicately. One pinky up even.

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Aly took a big pink drink and drained it. "Mmm, pink drinks and naked men. This is an excellent day."

She paused. "Anyone bring any singles?"

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"No," Arashi frowned. "Do we need them?"

Even being raised by Jiraiya, he wasn't familiar with strip joints. Though he suddenly kind of wished his father figure was there.

Odd to that he hadn't heard from the man.

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"You see," Wade said, downing the drink now. He clearly needed to be a wee bit drunker for this. "You put the singles in their wee g-strings."

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Aly sighed and dug in her purse. "HA! I have a bunch here." She glared at Wade. "No comments. You may both have some when the time comes."

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"You can have mine... really."

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Wade sighed, finishing another girly drink.

"You're supposed to shove money into poorly constructed outfits here, 'Rashi. I won't even get jealous."

He sipped what looked like a Cosmo. "Much. I won't get jealous much. You like manparts! Have fuuuun!"

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"You can shove money in my undergarments, Wade," Aly offered innocently.

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Arashi downed a few more drinks. He needed it, badly. They were also running out of booze. Maybe there needed to be a bigger table.

"...This is just really weird," He sighed and shook his head.

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Snapping his fingers, Wade pointed out the empty glasses to confused waitress. "More pretty please!"

"It's supposed to be!" He paused. "Wait, I get to shove dollars down Aly's pants?"

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