Strip Club - Mainland, Friday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

When Aly had said they were taking Arashi to a strip club for his birthday, he had kinda assumed she meant one with womenfolk.

Not... one patronized by womenfolk.

"WHY ARE THERE MANPARTS BEING SHAKEN IN MY DIRECTION!?"

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I said free as in you get to pick... stuff." He cleared his throat. "Birthday song! Yaaaaay!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly facepalmed. "NO MORE TALK OF POSITIONS OR...PROPS OR COSTUMES OR THINGS."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"This makes us even for the icing comment from earlier," Arashi smirked and had more to drink.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Awww, you two are so evil and adorable!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"No, it doesn't," she retorted. "Because I had to hear on radio what you two did after that cake fight. My comment was payback for that which means that now I still owe you."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"That doesn't count because we couldn't control the fact that the squirrels are voyuers."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade nodded seriously. "And far too interested in our sex life."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly smirked. "They've never reported on my sex life. Maybe you should be nicer to them."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"I don't think I've been mean to them," Arashi shrugged.

This booze needed more booze in it.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I might have insulted them on radio..." Wade admitted.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly shook her head sadly before taking another drink. "This is why you'll never be a spy, Wade."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Woudn't make a good ninja either," Arashi smirked and took on another drink. "Is it possible to get straight booze with no filler stuff?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I would make an excellent ninja!" Wade insisted. "You could just order a bottle of whatever they have up there. Mmmm, vodka straight from the bottle."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"What do you want?" Aly asked, starting to stand up again.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Sake," He grinned hopefully. "But Vokda works too."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"He likes his booze like his men! White and see through!"

A beat.

"That came out wrong."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly smirked at Wade. "Hot. Oh. So. Hot."

She headed over to the bar and returned shortly with a large bottle of extra-alcoholic vodka. "Here. Bartender said it was his best."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Thank you Aly!" He smiled brightly and leaned over to give her a kiss on the cheek.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"What about meeeee?" Wade whined. "I deserve kisses too!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly leaned forward to give him a kiss over his mask. "You'd get more kisses for your birthday."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"You didn't get me booze, she did." Arashi grinned and opened the bottle.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...

Damn logic.

"What if I called you pretty?"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Pretty? Is that the best you can do for your husband?" Aly teased.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Apparently," Arashi smirked. "Not that I'd fall for empty words at all."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"What do you want? Gorgeous? Fierce? Fashion model-esque?"