Apartment Above Wellspring Arms, Monday Morning

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After having a very busy day yesterday with being pretty--oh so pretty--Deadpool had been very glad to flop over and sleep. In someone else's bed.

Details, details.

It's not like Nate took up the whole thing. Most of the time.

Shut up, he could cling in order to find a spot to sleep. "Nate? I think I'm still pretty," He said in lieu of a good morning.

[[For the person in beeed

...and going NWS. LA.]]

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Nate blinked awake. A little sluggishly, for his standards. "...mrnng," he said, mind still working to make sense of that sentence.

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Wade patted him on the chest, letting him have the time to work it all out.

In the meanwhile! Oooo! T.O. mesh he hadn't messed with on Nate's stomach.

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Nate's lower body shifted a little more into him on instinct.

Nate's upper body went, "Hm--" and then actually got his eyes all the way open. "Hi."

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"Yes, we've moved past the greeting portion of this morning," Wade replied, shoving his legs apart to get into a more comfortable spot.

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"So we have," Nate agreed, reaching up to rub some of the sleep out of his eyes. "What time did you get in...?"

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"Late-ish. There was a long, meaningful walk on the beach while thinking about my life and having various flashbacks to key points that the reader may need to know in order to understand my character better."

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Nate ran that through his Deadpool-to-English processor and nodded. This was why his next question was, "Sleep well?" rather than, What the hell? or Since when did you like long walks on the beach? or even The reader?

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"Like a log." Really, this was the worst porn dialogue ever. "But I still think you need a better bed. Maybe one that's just a lil' bit bigger, ya know?" Wade prompted, licking the metal bump of his hipbone there idly.

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"I just got a new one," said Nate, as slowly but surely, his brain caught up with the situation.

He reached one hand down, mostly to test Wade's new hair with a single touch.

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It was brown! And wow, was he far to excited about that.

"Well, we'll have to make sure you get a new one now." Wade cleared his throat. "Where was I? Oh, right--" He licked Nate again, this time on the inner part of his thigh. Non-metal one.

These distinctions were important, you see.

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They were, in their line of work. Nate made a vaguely appreciative noise in the back of his throat, and brushed his fingers over Wade's hair more fully. "There," he agreed.

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"Wow, you catch on quick." Wade was an ass, even during foreplay. "You know, I'm beginning to think you may actually be as smart as you claim to be."

But he was nice enough to take Nate in hand and stroke up idly.

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"Sounds like you catch on--" That was the slightest little happy twitch of his stomach on that note, "Pretty quick, there, too."

His hand combed down until it came to settle on the back of Wade's neck, by the nape.

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Wade put his unoccupied hand on his stomach to pat him in a way that was completely not annoying. Or in the same tune as La Cucaracha. "So! What should we do this morning? Breakfast? Trying to stab each other..."

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"We can do breakfast later."

And then, in a stunning display of the kind of stuff you only heard coming out of Nathan Summers in the bedroom,

"Right now we're naked."

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Wade shifted to look down at himself. "I think I'm still wearing boxers, but sure. You know, it wouldn't kill you to say 'Let's have sex, Wade!'" A beat. "Well, maybe not with that exclamation point, but it still stands."

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"Too poetic?"

Nate seemed to consider that.

"Take off your boxers and let's have sex," he said, easily. Maybe a little amused. Mostly a little heavy in the lower areas.

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"Awww, you say the sweetest things," Wade cooed, crawling on up to straddle Nate's hips, hands on the bed by his head to support himself.

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"You asked," Nate pointed out, sensibly.

Then pulled him on down while he leaned up.

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"And then I said you did it well," Wade insisted, kissing him soundly once he was done talking. And then starting the talking again, of course. "But maybe it would help if we watched porn. You know, a lil' Debbie Does Dallas to get the creativity flowing."

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"You want us to watch porn...?" Nate asked, blinking. His hands were busy pushing Wade's boxers down his hips by the back.

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"...maybe?"

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Another pause.

"...Right now?"

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That got Wade to pause in his searching under the pillows for that happy lil' tube they needed. "...do you have some here?"

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"No," Nate said, taking the opportunity for a civil grope of Wade's ass, "That would've been my next statement."