Office Hours, Saturday Morning

[mouthy_merc]

Yup. Back in the office again.

He was kinda out of things to talk about here so there was a small sign next to him that read

Yes, am the vice principal, no you're not in the wrong place. Yes, we don't let the kiddies get killed. No, I'm not the god of the underworld. And yes, I would enjoy free cookies.

Okay, so the free cookies were just him being hopeful.

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[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

He was making the rounds! He had an old friend to visit! No, not Wade.

Still, Weaz kinda was on a quest to help Wade with some lesbians. That would make his life a little easier all around. "You know what day it is today, right?" he asked, wandering in.

He might never leave, except he had a job on Monday. Oh well.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...bad television marathon day?" Wade suggested. "I have all the seasons of America's Next Top Model to drink to!"

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Well, I was gonna say lesbian porn day, but..." Weasel shrugged and took a seat.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"We did lesbian porn yesterday," Wade pointed out. "Not that I'm complaining, mind you. I love lesbians as much as the next man."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Lesbian porn never loses its glam," Weaz pointed out, "You've lost the touch, Wade... I still can't believe they made you vice principal..."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I am a fine and upstanding teach--okay I'm not sure why either. But I am! I should get a plaque with that on it so everyone knows for certain."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

Weasel got into the process of setting up his laptop for prime TV watching. He'd already gotten prime wireless here, so hey, all was good. "You do that, bud," he said, magnanimously, "Maybe the administration can give you some clout to get extra on cable, too." The good channels.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

A slow smile spread over Wade's face. "...I think I might need to look into that. You know, for the kids."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"I don't see why you couldn't use it as a, um, business investment," Weasel said. He did not at all say any of this because he had delusions of crashing on Wade's couch next year and watching a lot of cable or anything. "I mean, if they want you to be Veep, you should be catching something for it, right?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"That's where they went wrong with the last one!" Wade said. "Not enough cable and he went evil!"

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

Okay, boggling time. "The last one went evil?!" Weasel, luckily, did not add 'looks like they have a pattern'. Or maybe not luckily. It was mostly a move out of experience.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"He was also the god of the underworld, so I say it was an accident waiting to happen."

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah, gods," Weasel said, shrugging one shoulder, "Bunch of stuck-up nitwits, if you ask me, anyway." He clicked the mouse on his laptop a couple of times. "Sooo..."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sooo... Porn?" He was the worst VP ever.

[thepenetraitor.livejournal.com]

"Porn!" Weasel agreed, slamming one more button and calling the Playboy Channel to life.

Glorious, glorious porn.

[iheartfauxhawks.livejournal.com]

Katie had escaped from Robin once again, because offices were incredibly boring, and poked her head into this one.

"I like your...head thing," she said, tilting her head. "Is it a balaclava? My friend knitted me one."

What, they were warm.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's a mask, actually, and wow you're like a wee Robin, It's adorable."

[iheartfauxhawks.livejournal.com]

She made a face. "It's that obvious? Everyone keeps saying we look alike."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You're like her, only tiny!" Deadpool was just so enthralled by that. "I think you should milk that for all it's worth."

[iheartfauxhawks.livejournal.com]

"I already tried and it doesn't work that well," she commented. "You know my sister, then?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Yup! And Benny and her boss..." A beat. "Are you also Canadian?"

[bprd-demon.livejournal.com]

Red decided to check up on Liz's teachers and the staff. For security purposes. Really.

"Free cookies?" he murmured to himself, reading the sign. And staring at the man in spandex. "Does it work?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Not yet, but I hold out hope!" Deadpool replied.

[bprd-demon.livejournal.com]

"So you're the second in command here?" Thought it was a blue guy, not Captain Mercenary here. "You familiar with Liz Sherman?"

[iheartfauxhawks.livejournal.com]

"Halifax, just like Robin," she said, smiling a little. "I go to Dalhousie."