Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

Wade was not a happy little butterfly right now. Of course, he wasn't ever a happy little butterfly, even when he tried that fun green liquor and thought nudity was the way to go.

But that had nothing to do with this.

Arashi was hurt and not going to the clinic. Hence, angry and snappy merc.

"Come on! I'm sure they'll even give you a lollipop for being a good ninja!"

[[For the fakehusband, plz. - ETA: So very NWS]]

Wade had fallen asleep last night with a ninja in bed with him, even woke up with one this morning. But whatever the hell that woman did to him had really wiped him out. Like his healing factor was in overdrive to fix things that didn't actually happen, but still caused the pain.

Sometime after the morning, while he was taking a coma nap, the ninja had disappeared, leaving only a small fox curled up on the warm spot he had once been in.

This did not make for a happy mercenary.

[[ooc: For the trio of JUSTICE and/or brain buddy

Conversation NFB, visit okay]]