mouthy_merc | Entries tagged with blackouts are a sign of alcoholism

It was St. Patrick's day and Deadpool was drinking.

Sure, he was technically at work. Sure, it was only 9 in the morning. But none of that would stop him from a proud cultural tradition of alcoholism!

Somewhere... Irish people were upset with him for this blatant display of ignorance, but he assumed they were too drunk to do anything about it.

"Holy crap, I'm green!" A beat. "Best. Day. Ever!"

[[Open, sure!]]

After finding himself wandering home from Caritas with a beer in his hand, Deadpool had decided that drinking might not be the best idea tonight. Black outs were baaaaad.

So, he was at home. Not drinking. (Damn it.)

And watching the Food Network.

"Oh, Alton Brown, you crazy man you."

[[ooc: For the husband plz and thnx.]]

Tonight Deadpool was not watching models. No, instead he was watching Dirty Jobs and wondering if he ought to raise fainting goats. They'd be a great distraction in a fight.

And, okay, so maybe he thought Mike Rowe was a little dreamy, but that was never to be said aloud!

In conclusion though, today was completely and utterly normal.

Yes. Normal. Nothing strange going on at all.

[[ooc: For the mindbuddy]]

With a flash of light Deadpool landed in his bed, unmoving for a few minutes before slowly opening his eyes.

(Ew. Morning breath.)

He stretched and wandered into the bathroom to get ready for a day of planning for a sparring session with the kiddies tomorrow. Along the way he noticed a newspaper and, unless this was some elaborate hoax that Yuki and Rosette cooked up, it appeared to be Tuesday already.

"How much did I drink yesterday?"

[[ooc: not for interaction, establishy]]

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Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson

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