Wade &#39;Deadpool&#39; Wilson

"Having a problem, Wade?" Aly asked, laughing at him but looking around for whoever was chasing him.

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Wade looked behind him at the the group of men in suits with guns. "A little misunderstanding over whether or not I should be allowed to threaten people with knives when they have guns. No biggie."

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Arashi smacked his forehead and glared at Wade. "Brilliant!" He glanced behind him nervously though for the two idiots who were after him and saw them still scratching the balls, looking for him.

"But, getting out of here isn't a bad idea," he said quickly.

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"Always should be allowed to threaten people with knives," Aly said with a nod. But she was already walking quickly towards the exit, bag very firmly under her arm. "We should find a place to lay low for a few....hours, days, whatever."

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Ducking down and stealing a hat from someone as he walked, Wade followed her close behind. "And I'm not one to contradict a lady."

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"Me neither!" Arashi smiled and followed them, holding tightly to his own bag. "Any idea on where would be a good place to hide?"

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"I don't believe either of you," Aly singsonged as they walked quickly along the Strip. She checked several time to make sure they weren't being followed as they kept walking.

"We should probably duck in somewhere," she muttered under her breath to Wade.

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Wade nodded at the nearest building, going on in without looking back to make sure they were following him.

It wasn't a strip joint or a casino so what was it?

"Why do I have a really bad feeling about this?"

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Arashi was watching behind them, for anyone following them and unfortinately saw them. "Okay going faster would be good!"

Until he saw where they were. "Is it okay to hide in here?"

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Aly grinned and hurried them in. "Sure it is! Why wouldn't it be?"

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"It's a wedding chapel," Wade replied, starting to edge back toward the door. "Where people get married. Hey, I think Britney Spears got married here."

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"I guess as long as they don't mind us hanging out in here," Arashi smiled nervously as he backed out of sight of all of the windows.

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Aly herded them. "We need to hide out somewhere. I'm sure they won't mind. Go IN."

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Wade? Not happy being in a wedding chapel. This was a roadtrip with kooky hijinks, no good could come of this.

An overly perky looking young woman approached the trio, clasping her hands in front of her. "Good evening! How can I help you..." Her smile faltered when she got a closer look at them. This was going to be a tough sale. "People today? We have the finest weddings in all of Vegas!"

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Aly saw her chance and beamed at her. "Good evening! How long does one of your weddings take? My friends here are shy, but they're very much in love. They've been hoping to get married today."

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"WHAT?! ALY!!" Arashi went about as red as a beet.

She couldn't be serious!!

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"There is no UST!" What? It was like second nature by now.

Jolie gave Aly a sympathetic look. "How sweet of you to help them out! Now, what did you all have in mind for this? We have a very lovely Elvis themed wedding."

Once starting in on her spiel, Jolie whipped out a large book of wedding themes. Where it came from was a mystery.

"You can look through here for what you'd like."

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She smiled back at Jolie, taking the book. "I'm so glad you understand. See, they're just a bit embarrassed about the situation. No reason to be, of course, but you know how men are."

She flipped through the book. "Oooh, Venice. Could we go with that, Jolie? I think they'll look perfect in the costumes." She lowered her voice. "Is there a fee to have the pictures mailed?"

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"Venice?" Arashi looked very worried. "What's Venice?" He glanced between her and Wade, not quite getting all of this.

"Wade... Aly is frightening me."

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"It's a city in Italy and she's frightening me too. Hold me?" And then he clung to Arashi, really not helping the situation at all.

Jolie nodded with excitement. "Of course! And we also offer to videotape the service for the newlyweds. The pictures shipping is already included in the price of the wedding package."

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Aly exchanged knowing looks with Jolie. "Well, if you could ship the pictures here," she said still very quietly as she slipped the girl a mailing address.

"Now, shall we get them fixed up? I'm so excited we're finally fulfilling their dreams!"

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"Aly? This isn't real right..." The ninja looked really concerned. "I mean this is just to hide out."

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"Of course not, it's not legal in the U.S." Wade replied. Of course, he was Canadian and it was legal there.

Did it count then?

Jolie paused, looking at the pair. "We have changing rooms in back for you if you would like to get started. Your friend get get the paper work taken care of for you." She gave them another smile and left to get the marriage license ready.

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She frowned at Arashi with an obvious DON'T GIVE THE GAME AWAY look.

"I don't know what you're talking about, Arashi. This is perfectly the right thing to do. You two go get changed so if they find us, you won't be recognised. I'll deal with Jolie."

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Arashi cringed and nodded sheepishly. "Right," he said and gave Aly his bag. "Guard this for me."

Poor Arashi was really so gulible at times.

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Wade gave Aly a hard look. "You better not be doing something tricksy here. There will be vengeance if you pull something, remember that."

And he headed to the other changing room after being pushed there by Jolie because he wasn't supposed to see the bride before the wedding.

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