29 Chimera Court, Sunday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

Oprah was on today. A repeat of it, at least. And guess who the guest was.

Go on, guess!

Okay, you get one hint. He has a glowy eye.

"Huh. I think she only invited Nate on the show because she looks tiny next to him."


[[ooc: For the husband plz! SP for great justice while family is over to drink lots of wine. - Moving a bit NWS]]

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[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi yawned as he came downstairs. It was really one of those super lazy Sundays. "Wait, is that Nate on TV?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Yup," Wade replied cheerfully, not moving from his laying down position on the couch. Mmm, comfy. "I think it's from when he first put his kooky island together."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi moved and sat down on the couch in the small space left near Wade's legs. He watched silently for a moment before frowning slightly. "You know... I really don't like him."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade frowned for a moment, looking away from Nate and his PR grin to watch Arashi. "Yeah, I know." He sat up just enough snag Arashi by the arm and pull him down into laying on the couch with him.

"Sometimes I don't either."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

The ninja tensed for a moment before relaxing against Wade. "I don't want him to hurt you again. If he does... I can't guarentee what I'll do to him."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Ahh, nothing beat lazy Sunday snuggling manly laying on the couch. Manly.

Well, nothing work safe, at least.

Wade was silent for a moment. Because Nate and Arashi fighting wasn't something he particularly ever wanted to see.

And asking Nate not to hurt someone with his stupid plans? Might as well try to make sun rise in a different direction. Which would throw the entire planet off and then people would die and Superman Sentry, if he was still even around, would have to save the day with his long flowing Anakin hair.

Badness for everyone involved, really.

"Hell pulls any of that crap again, I'll be the first one with a bullet aimed at him, trust me."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi could only smirk slightly at that. "Right, and I'll be there if you miss or he tries to talk you out of it."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Aww," Wade replied, grinning and perhaps pulling Arashi a wee bit closer. In a manly way. "My lil' blood thirsty husband. Me likey!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"I'm not like this often, so take advantage of it," he chuckled and turned his head to give Wade a light kiss.

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Kissing him back, Wade grinned again. "Aww, crush my fantasies will ya."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"I thought that was all part of marriage!" He laughed.

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"Nah, nah," Wade replied, nibbling a bit at Arashi's neck playfully. "Marriage is the absence of a sex life. And maybe yelling at each other a lot. So clearly our marriage is in trouble. Think they have a counselor on the island to help us be a normal couple?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Hmm, I dunno. It sounds like we're in pretty dire straights. Maybe we should just work it out on our own..."

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Wade pouted. "Does that mean we have to start yelling and not having sex? Because I am very opposed to this plan."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I am too. I think I like our marrage messed up the way it is now." He chuckled and poked at Wade

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Good!" Wade nodded seriously. "There's no need for any kind of Lifetime special drama for us. We'll find a way to live without the yelling."

He kissed Arashi again, deeply. "And I like our sex life the way it is."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi smirked and lingered a moment with the kiss. "I'm not complaining, that's for sure."

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"Good!" Wade nodded sagely. "Because if you wanted to bring that goat in, we'd have to have a long and serious talk about comfort zones."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Really, that's not a worry that you ever need to have," he chuckled and kissed Wade again.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade just grinned and kissed him back, groping for the remote to turn off the TV. Kissing in front of TV Nate?

Kinda weird.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Good Point.

Arashi wasn't going to argue at leastas he kept on kissing Wade. The less there was of Nate in his opinion the better, and lets not get him started on Fraiser either. Though he prefered the mountie to the jesus figure.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The remote was quickly tossed aside as Wade found other things to occupy his hands with. Like running them up along Arashi's side, beneath his shirt. "Least we have the couch to keep everything exciting," He muttered between kisses.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Oh yes, things wouldn't be half as fun without the couch," Arashi smirked and kissed along Wade's jawline.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Though," Wade told him with a serious look, on that was ruined by him goosing Arashi. "We might need to get a new one once the thrill is gone."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi didn't squeak. There was no squeaking to be had at all.

"The next one should be leather," he pointed out and continues to kiss down Wade's neck. "You know... they last longer and all that."

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Wade grinned down at him, tugging at his shirt to come off. "Leather? Kinky ninja!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Arashi pulled the shirt off and smirked. "What? They feel nice?"

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Wade rolled his eyes, tugging off his own shirt and mask and tossing them... somewhere. Hopefully Max wouldn't steal them to make herself a nice bed in one of the closets.

"Hedonist," He accused, pulling Arashi in for another kiss. "Which I'm pretty sure means you like men, so it works."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Or something like that," he smiled and pounced his mercenary.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Chuckling, Wade held onto his hips, pulling Arashi closer and grinding up against him. Couches really would never be the same thanks to this relationship. "Will this be a regular occurrence when I watch Oprah?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"No, she creeps me out too much," he smiled and kept down his reaction to Wade's hips. He was getting better at that.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Aww. Wade liked when he was so receptive.

Not getting a reaction to that, he leaned closer, kissing down Arashi's neck before starting in on what very well might be a hickey where his shoulder and neck met. "It's the constant weight lose, isn't it?" He asked, moving up against him again in combination with the attention to the ninja's neck.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there was maybe a small reaction to that. Just maybe.

"Or something like that, maybe she just makes me think of an older scarier Tyra?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Tyra wishes she could have Oprah's power," Wade replied, hands sliding back tease along the waistline of Arashi's pants. Just barely moving down beyond it for a teasing moment before hooking his thumbs there and gently tugging down.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

There was something to be said about elastic waistbands, as odd as they looked at times.

Arashi pressed his lips against Wade's for a moment as the pants slipped down. "Shhhh, no more talk inf frightening women, sex time now."