25 Unicorn Street, Monday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

After an awesome night spent out of the house, Wade was ready for some time spent with his roomies. Which for him meant watching America's Next Top Model with Shuichi at a loud volume until Yuki came out of his room to hit him.

They were such a loving household.


[[ooc: for the roomies, Shuichi modded with permission]]

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[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"What are they doing?"// Shuichi tilted his head to the side and crossed his legs as he sat there on the couch. He looked a lot like a small child with a rebellious streak at the moment.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," Wade replied, also tilting his head, as if a different angle would explain why the models were flailing about underwater. "I think they might be drowning."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"Sounds dangerous."// Shuichi made a bit of a pained face as he imagined himself drowning in a sea of panties...//"I think the lacy ones would choke you faster.."//

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sphincter says what?"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"Nothing."// He leans back against the couch and just lazily focuses on the TV program. American TV could be so odd.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki pokes his head out of the door looking majorly pissy. "Could you turn that up LOUDER Wade?! My ears aren't quite bleeding yet!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Shh! You made me miss the important life lesson that Tyra was trying to teach the girls!"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"Yuukii~!"// Shuichi flails around on the couch at him.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"Do you have a vagina that I don't know about Wade? Because otherwise I don't give a damn if you missed your girly lesson." He looks at Shuichi with distain. //Quit the screaming now. My head is killing me.//

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade frowned from his spot on the floor. "Now that right there? That's just mean and uncalled for."

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"What is? Asking you to turn the damn thing down? I have an awful headache. Plus I don't think that I've done anything to you, whereas you make a hobby out of annoying me and leave meat to rot in my room."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I'll stop the meat thing when you stop being a douche," Wade said firmly.

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"Yuki yuki! Come sit with meee! I'll.. I'll give you a backrub!!!"// He looks like an eager little puppy.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki plops down next to Shuichi and sighs deeply.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade rolled his eyes and turned the TV down to a level where ear drums were no longer in danger of bursting. "Just don't interrupt when the Jays are on. They're so flaming and adorable."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Heeee!! He came over and sat down!!

Shuichi settled himself behind Yuki, with a satisfied 'hee!' and started rubbing Yuki's neck. //"I feel like such a housewife... you're so tense, whatever you've been working on, you should take a break every once in awhile you know.."// He mumbled in Japanese, not really thinking Yuki would be paying attention

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

//I can't. I have 30 pages of my manuscript due next week. I already don't have any peace in this house, you fuckers never keep quiet. I have to stay up late and work without sleeping.//

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"Manuscript? Like for a book?"// Shuichi kept pressing on his shoulders, making little circles with his thumbs. He knew Yuki was a writing teacher...but did he have to write books for it?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hey, I wasn't even at home last night, don't blame me for you and Cotton Candy's kinky games keeping you awake."

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki smirks slightly at Wade. "Good to see you out persuing the finer things in life."

But he turns back to Shuichi and bops his head lightly, //Dolt. You're from Japan. I'm Eiri Yuki, haven't you heard of me?//

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"Eiri Yuki...Eiri Yuki...."// It takes a moment of thought for the light to turn on in his head. //"OH!! You're that famous romance novelist everyone's all nuts over! My mom and sister love you! They think you're 'soo good looking and his love scenes make us melt'. Hah, if they only knew..."// Forgive the kid for following the wrong tabloids. He's not exactly the scholarly type.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Wait, wait, let me get this straight," Wade said, struggling to keep from laughing. "You're a romance novelist?"

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"I TOLD you I was!" He glared at Wade. "What did you think I was writing? I'm not that philosophical."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"That's so cool! Oh my god, they'll be so jealous~"// He keeps rubbing his back, a bit more sporadically than before as he started to wiggle back and forth in his place.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade? Totally snickering now. "How the hell do you write romance? That would be like me writing a book about pacifism."

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"You'd be suprised how well I can lie." He grins slightly though. No one else had ever really noticed that irony.

He turns his next comment wholly to Shuichi. //Is your sister hot?//

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

//"She's pretty cute.."// He blinks a bit at that question after fully absorbing it. //"Hey! She's like 16! Don't even think about it buddy! That's pervy! To the extreme!"//

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki resists saying 'So?' and leans into Shuichi. He better start down some actual backrubbing. //Ugh. Fine.//

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

Now that he knows more about Yuki's infamous rep... he knew more or less what to expect from him. He starts pressing a lot harder, like it's some sort of warning or something.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

Yuki starts to finally relax and he shuts his eyes, looking more or less at peace for once...

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Silence and Wade? Ha!

"Sometimes I wonder what would happen if Tyra Banks and that kid from the show about that creek had a child. Would it's forehead be used to land planes on?"

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

In the middle of the rubbing, Shuichi turns to stare at Wade, and then the TV.

All he could imagine was many slimy creek-babies with large foreheads and very curly hair getting their green gooey drool all over the planes and pilots. His eyes continued to get wider, as if he'd been absorbed into the day-dream and he was actually one of the pilots.

//"Get the creek babies off the propellers!! Their slime will ruin the engine! NO!!! There's too much hair in the ignition!! We'll never make it out of this swamp alive!"// He clung to Yuki's back and shook his head.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"Wade do you understand why I'm mean to him?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sometimes," Wade admitted. "But it's kind fun to see what he'll come up with next. Try saying something about Barbra Streisand and a barrel of monkeys next time you want to distract him."

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

He stays clung to Yuki's back, mumbling about the attack of the creek babies and how he, Yuki and Deadpool must flee to the safe hut on the other side of the island.

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

//Quit clinging and get with the rubbing. I'll reward you if you're good.//

[badluckprodigy.livejournal.com]

"Hee!" He lets go of Yuki's shirt, the creek babies forgotten for the prospect of a reward. He begins the firm rub again, humming a little tune.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It would take more than that to make Wade feel uncomfortable. Especially when he had spent the entire night before with a lovely lady.

No amount of glitter or boykissy could ruin his good mood.

Okay, that was a lie.

"I'm going to pretend that means candy because my fragile innocence can't handle the truth behind your dirty, dirty words."

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"I could have easily said "if you're good then I'll fuck you senseless." instead. I was trying to be considerate. Glad to hear it's appreciated."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"See, that just sounds like bad porn dialogue. I thought you wrote romance novels, shouldn't you be using words like 'throbbing member' and 'fragile maidenhood'?"

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"You know I am writing in Japanese for a Japanese audience. Romance novel doesn't really mean quite the same thing."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Yes, yes, tragic love stories, boy on boy action, and tentacles. That about cover Japanese romance novels?"

[idontspeakfreak.livejournal.com]

"Yes you got it pegged completely." He rolls his eyes.