29 Chimera Court, Tuesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

With radio and Nate's weird- (He's always weird, so really, let's just call it normal behaviour) -yeah. That. With all that talking about badness coming and the sickness...

Deadpool was slightly on edge.

And slightly glad Arashi was missing the sickness part. No one needed a sick ninja. They sneezed all over everything.

But tonight he had Chinese food. And action movies with Matt Damon. And a spy.

Tomorrow he'd worry about stuff.

[[OOC: For the spy, of course!]]

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[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly...didn't mind kidnapping at all right now. Today had been long enough with more than enough sick people. And so taking care of her merc took priority.

Plus he wasn't sick.

"I'm going to start thinking you have a crush on Matty Damon."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well he is rather dreamy--" Wade shook his head. "I have no idea what you're talking about!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

She laughed. "Omnisexual. You admitted it so you can admit to the good-lookingness of Mr. Damon."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade pouted, digging into a carton of Moo Shoo Pork. "Stupid tricksy spy."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

That was why she stole the carton. "Take that back."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Tricksy!" He reached to steal it right back. Because, despite all the food there for them, he needed that on.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

She held it out of reach. "Take back the stupid!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Fine!" A beat. "MEAN tricksy spy!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, that's good," she teased, handing him the Moo Shoo Pork back. "Can I have an eggroll?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade stuck his tongue out at her, passing the eggrolls and leaning against her as he got comfortable. "Oooo! He's getting to the ass-kicking!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly delved into the eggroll bag quickly as she made herself comfortable against him. "Best part. Definitely better than the spying."

She threw a piece of the eggroll at Ow. "Stop that, you."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Shh, we don't speak of the spying part," Wade replied, waving dismissively.

Max took the opportunity to pounce on Ow to get that eggrolly goodness.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Thank god, cause it's BAD what-we-don't-speak-of," she said, making a face.

Ow took exception to the pouncing and forgot about the eggroll to tackle her.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the kitten/fox scuffle, Wade gave her a reassuring pat on the leg. "Just focus on the nicely choreographed fights. Though that punch there was kinda weak, if you ask me."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Dee would take care of the fight soon enough anyway.

"Yeah, but you don't want to break his pretty face," she said.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Dee was magical like that.

Wade scoffed. "Neither do you!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Pfft, never in a million years," Aly told him. "That would be a TRAGEDY. Of EPIC PROPORTIONS"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade eyed her. "You're abusing your capslock rights."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"No," she corrected him quickly. "I'm speaking emphatically."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"CAPSLOCK ABUSE!" Wade emphasized. "Next you'll start the run on sentences and declaring your love for me like you're a 13 year old girl."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly couldn't help herself.

She slid off the couch to land on one knee in front of him.

"Wade, my darling, honey bunches of oats, I adore thee, I love thee, thou art my sun and my rain and my every waking thought!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I am not a delicious cereal!" Wade protested. "But, of course I'm the rest. Who could resist this ass?"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

She squeezed her eyes shut. "Put your ass away, Wade."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I knew it! You don't really love me!" He sniffled dramatically. "You're just using me to get to Max and Arashi."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly peeked to make sure there was no more ass then threw herself on him. "Damn straight."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oooo! Spy blanket!" Wade got comfortable on the couch with a nice warm spy fueled space heater. "I forgive you for the using now."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"While I didn't need your silly forgiveness, I totally forgive you for calling me a 13 year old girl."

She made herself comfortable on top of him, resting her head on his shoulder.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"If you were 13, we'd have to braid each other's hair and play 'light as feather, stiff as a board'. Which, in retrospect, kinda sounds dirty."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Does that mean you're 13 or that you lower your maturity level to mine?" she asked. Then paused. "Yeah, that last totally isn't true. You must be thirteen."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade poked her in the side. "If I was 13, this would be a lot more awkward."

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"If you were 13, I'd be a pedophile," Aly pointed out, smacking his hand away.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade snickered. "Pervert. My poor innocence!"

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly laughed and groped his chest. "Oh no! What WILL you do?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I will repress this and then bravely soldier on with my life, occasionally having flashbacks to that time you took my innocence you horrid, horrid woman!" This was all, of course, followed with a high pitched sob. And groping Aly's ass.