29 Chimera Court, Tuesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool had a ninja and a still broken door.

Damn broken door.

He was poking at Nate more tomorrow to get it fixed.

But the ninja kinda made up for it. With the snuggling and all that.

[[ooc: For a ninja of the husband variety, plz!]]

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[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

And the ninja was still very not happy about the door. "It's cold, and the wind keeps blowing in," he grumbled and used Wade as a not very good windshield.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He really was kinda crappy at it.

"Does this mean we get to hang out in bed instead of the couch?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"There's no TV in the bedroom," Arashi pointed out. "You took it out after they did that study that couples with TV's in the bedroom have less sex."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...true."

Wade frowned. "What if we brought it back in just until we have a door again?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

He had to act like he was considering it. "Yeah, that works. Not like you're getting any sex anyways," he smirked and headed upstairs.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"What?" Wade frowned, following after him, hands on his hips. "Why not?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

There were numerous reasons, really. "One because I don't want squirrls sneaking in through the open door while we are, two seeing Nate just makes me not want to have sex, ever." Well it wasn't really that bad, but it put him in a foul mood no matter what.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade sighed, grabbing the TV and following him on up the stairs. "Can there be cuddling?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

....

Arashi couldn't turn down snuggling and cuddling, no matter how contrary he was feeling. "Yeah, there can be," he smirked and lightly nudged Wade once they were in teh room.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade flashed him a quick grin, setting the TV up. "Alrighty! Just no cold feet. Those are banned."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Same goes for you," Arashi teased and pulled down the covers on the bed. "Those toenails can be a huge turn off you know."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"My toenails are perfectly groomed!" Wade protested, toeing off his shoes and making sure. "At least I don't shed all over the bed!"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"I don't shed!" He grumped indignantly. "You must be thinking of Max."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade dropped his belt and a few weapons on the dresser, smirking. "Riiiight. Max isn't blond."