29 Chimera Court, Saturday Morning

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There were cartoons of a vaguely frightening quality on and a massive bowl of Trix that Arashi refused to eat.

Oh yeah, it was safe to say that Deadpool was unaware of the imminent doom in humanoid form heading his way this morning.

"Oh, Bugs Bunny, when did you get so edgy?"

[[OOC: For the husband, sproglets and/or anyone who might visit!]]

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Definitivelely.

Jean leaned her head against Daddy's side. Totally daddy.

De-sad stage one.

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Terry joined her on that, nibbling on the cake. ...what's definitivivively mean?

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Dunno. Something father says a lot.

"Nicer's better. Can we take some beer to father?"

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...Riiiight.

Deadpool eyed them both again, setting in a way that might have had his arms over the back of the couch so as to not touch them too much. "Maybe later."

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But Jean just dug her head further into Daddy's side to make up for it. "Gonna get ice cream and models now," she mumbled, "And then we're gonna find Tyra."

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Terry wiped chocolatey hands on his costume, sighing and watching the show start.

"Can we poke her forehead?"

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"...Yes. And only if I get to as well."

He rocked at parenting.

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"We'll fly there," Jean nodded. Into the costume. Of course. "With costumes."

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"You two have costumes?"

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"Mine's red!" Terry shouted even though the level of loud wasn't necessary. "And it has yellow on it and it's got a cape!"

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"Mine's blue an' yellow," Jean said, trying to follow the figures on the screen and oh look there was the loud one! "Summers colors."

There was a little pride in that.

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Pausing for a moment, he patted the both awkwardly.

"Maybe we should wait for your Father for those things..."

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"Can't," Jean mumbled. "Irene says no talking when he's brooding an' maybe he'll get tired."

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"Brooding, huh?" Deadpool swirled the beer in it's bottle. "Well he gets in those little moods and it is usually best to let him sulk for a while."

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"But we can--" Terry bounced a little. "--with the flowers--" Okay, a lot. "--and beer!"

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"An' the 'pologies."

But that usually just came with the beer. That's what Irene said, anyway, and Irene was always right.

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"'pologies'?" Now Deadpool was intrigued. "There are 'pologies invoved here?"

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"Will be when we get done."

It was almost like normal, really, except with Father missing. "Ooh," she said, momentarily distracted, "It's the one with the weird hair!"

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Deadpool could handle this. Kids and Nate and Models and actually no Nate because he was a moron.

And still a dead man.

"They did give her a pretty bad weave..."

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"Can we get weeeeeaves?" Terry asked, tugging on her hair.

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"We're gonna be America's Next Top Model." Even if they weren't American and only one of them could be. That didn't matter.

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They had people from not America on the show lots!

"'m practicing my walk too!"

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That was mildly disturbing, really.

"NO NUDE SHOOTS."

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"You always make us wear the really long skirts," Jean said, mournfully.

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"You're like five! Of course I do!" A beat. "Or something. This time travel stuff is confusing."