29 Chimera Court, Saturday Morning

[mouthy_merc]

There were cartoons of a vaguely frightening quality on and a massive bowl of Trix that Arashi refused to eat.

Oh yeah, it was safe to say that Deadpool was unaware of the imminent doom in humanoid form heading his way this morning.

"Oh, Bugs Bunny, when did you get so edgy?"

[[OOC: For the husband, sproglets and/or anyone who might visit!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"There are spawn again," Deadpool told him. If that wasn't obvious. "Though these two seem less likely to punch me in the groin..."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Our kids?" Arashi looked over at Wade quickly and then back at the girls. "I'm Arashi... I'm married to Wade."

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"No, you're not."

Jean sounded very definitive on the subject. "Daddy's not married to anybody."

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Daddy's a 'gentleman of lee-sure'," Terry added, giving him a suspicious look.

She was pretty sure that had to do with marriage.

Pretty sure.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...well. How to handle this.

"I'mma go get some sandwiches!"

Ah yes, the coward's way out.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

....Obviously not their children then.

He sighed and hung his head before giving the girls a sheepish grin. "Well your Daddy is at that, excuse me while I go help him with those sandwiches."

He took off after Wade.

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

Karyuu knew how to find his way home. He would have to with all the times he'd gotten lost before. He just walked in the from door, knowing full well that it was open. "Daaaaaaaaaaads!!!"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"We don' know him either," Jean said, suspiciously. "Leave daddy alone."

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

Karyuu looked at the two girls oddly. "Who are you guys?"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

Terry crossed her arms over her chest, glaring in a way that was a pretty good imitation of Father.

"Terry and Jean and he's our daddy and we don't share!"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"We're telekinetic," Jean continued, in pretty much the same way and with an equal level of glaring, "Bring it on."

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

Karyuu glared at the girls. "You're weird, and sometimes you don't get a choice in sharing!"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Ours! We're keeping him! You can have that Arashi guy!" Terry stomped her foot.

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"We'll have daddy," Jean nodded, "And father, 'cept he's Broody McBroodypants right now."

[mouthyflash.livejournal.com]

"You'll just have to!" Karyuu grumped and crossed his arms. "Dad'll make you!"

[spring-pool.livejournal.com]

"Nuh-huh!"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was a surprisingly large amount of sandwich fixings already out from Terry's trip into the kitchen.

"Not my fault!" Wade said quickly as soon as Arashi entered the room.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"I know," Arashi smiled and helped Wade with the sandwiches. "Nate's kids?" He took a guess.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"From a bodyslide gone wrong apparently."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

He glanced over at Wade and blinked. "You two aren't going to be doing that for a while right?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Does that look like a viable option now," Wade said, waving his hands toward the living room. "Nuh-uh! No man babies of questionable origin."

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Good," Arashi smirked and leaned over to give Wade a kiss. "I wonder if Karyuu's gonna show up again."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Kisses were always nice. "You just want more kids runnin' around here, don't ya?"

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

"Some yes, not a lot though. I just miss Karyuu," he smiled.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...Maybe he's running late?"