29 Chimera Court, Wednesday Night

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Deadpool was TiVoing a certain show involving models for the ninja, but...

He had to watch! Don't judge him, he had an addiction to obnoxious and bitchy models.

(Wonder if there's a help group for it...)


[[OOC: For one and for SP]]

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Nate glanced sideways. "And to check in," he provided.

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"There's nothing to check in on," Wade replied, opening a beer and sipping it. "Unless you meant for Janice there."

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"She has to keep up with her namesakes..." His eyes flitted back to the television.

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"Mocking teenage girls and scaring men gay?"

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"Useful traits if you want to save the world."

He'd been working on this whole 'making jokes' thing.

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Which earned him a mildly suspicious look.

Because Nate only joked when suicidal or plotting something. "What are you plotting?"

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Nate shot him a look back. "Making sure you're alright," he said, mildly, "Which, right now, appears to involve models."

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"...okay." Wade looked back at the models. "Have you been watching?"

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"Fill me in."

So he could take the baby from her pouch in the mean time.

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"Well, Fatima is from Africa and is kinda bitchy and the thin blond one is quite possibly an alien. The other one is the token plus size model who is there through pluck and vigor."

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Nate settled Jan against his arm, blanket and all. He wasn't going to remember a single word of that, but that was alright. "Not a Skrull, I hope?"

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"I was thinking a lesser known one," Wade replied, watching Nate and the baby out of the corner of his eyes. "Maybe a mutant Shi'ar."

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He ran a finger through the air just above Jan's head. Grabby hands. Yep. She could prioritize.

"Feathers?"

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"A mutant featherless Shi'Ar?"

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"Well, it is a modeling show..." he glanced up, again. "Stark is here," Nate provided, "...As is Logan."

Twitch.

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...

Wade stared. "That's a joke, right?"

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"I haven't visually confirmed it." Beat. "And I don't want to."

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"Are you sure?!"

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"It could be a different one."

He hoped. A lot.

"Logan, that is. I've already paid Stark a visit." Productive visit.

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He downed the beer. "Aaaaaand?"

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"Not from our universe." Jan made a few noises at that one. "Early in his timeline, at least. I'm keeping an eye on him."

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"Well..." Wade nodded, focusing on Fatima's commercial. "That's better."

A beat.

"Ooo! Think Captain America knows?"

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"He visited yesterday." He really wished he could have a beer for the headache of... having to deal with two walking headaches.

Maybe Nate should take Rikku up on that offer of babysitting. He glanced at the television. "This is...?"

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"Whitney," Wade explained easily. "She's sassy. And how did it go?"

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Whitney. Right. "Nobody died."