29 Chimera Court, Thursday

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Deadpool had spent a lot of time this week cleaning and recleaning weapons.

And then dressing Max in odd outfits. And then actually attempting a lesson plan. It... was going well so far, so he was back on the weapons cleaning.

That was the safe activity.

Well-- safe for him. Not so much for guests.

[[OOC: For one, but open if you had reason to be at his house!]]

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It was almost noon when Nate found himself at Wade's house, well-armed and, for the first time in a while, dressed in the ceremonial battle garb of his home universe.

In other words, clad in spandex and a moddest smattering of pouches. He barged straight in.

Knocking, even in times like these, was for other people.

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And was promptly shot at.

"NOT AN OOPS!" Oh yeah, shooting was very cathartic.

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A blue telekinetic shield caught the bullets; they hit the floor with a neat little tinkling noise. "Morning," Nate said, strolling further into the room. "We're in Antartica."

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"It's the afternoon." A beat. "A few minutes ago."

Another beat.

"Wait, that clock is fast."

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"Irene called," Nate continued, exchanging glances with the fox. They had an understanding. "Rumekistan has been suffering massive power failures, due to a lack of funding for the fuels required. We're going to fix that."

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Max was now wearing what looked like a miniature foxy version of the Deadpool costume. She gave him a look right on back. And then gnawed on the mini plastic sword.

"...Are we gonna rob banks?"

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"Better," Nate deadpanned. "Some time ago, Magneto left an electro-polarity reconfiguration engine behind in the Savage Land. It should get the Rumeki the power they need." He was doing good at staying low on techno-babble, too.

He paused, considering the sword, and mentally calculated the choking hazard involved-- "We're in Antartica. Not our Antartica, but that shouldn't be an issue, given the properties of the causeway..."

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That almost broke Wade's attention away from the weaponry. And a dance competition on MTV.

"...dinosaurs? I don't have a fedora or Sam Neill's charm, though."

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"Dinosaurs," Nate affirmed, squatting down to inspect any possible damage Max might be doing to herself with all of that... weaponry. "And a chance to help the Rumeki."

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Max took that as a chance to sniff around for the dog.

"...can I kill 'em?"

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"...Well, they are technically an endangered species..."

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Ka-click

He missed those noises.

"Aaaand?"

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"So try to keep it to a minimum," Nate said, calmly, pulling himself back up to full height.

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Wade just gave him a Look.

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Nate crossed his arms and looked back, impassively. "The Rumeki'll be in your debt."

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"And I get to shoot things," He prompted.

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"Within reason."

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"Let's kill things in a socially acceptable way!"

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Nate resisted the urge to either rub his forehead or pull a face.

Really, that one was to be expected. Still... he shot a look at the bullets on the floor. It beat the alternative. "Within reason," he repeated, "Get armed."

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"I'll be there in a jiffy!"

Yay for killing things!

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"No action figures."

And Nate made his way to the door, where he was going to wait.

He was already done with all of it, although he was thinking he might've needed spandex in a slightly different shade of blue, this time.

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Steve didn't knock, or barge in, or get shot at. Steve just left a cake in front of the door with a note attached: As agreed. Thanks. S. Rogers