Office Hours, Monday

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool was in his office, being... Vice Principaly. Or something.

He still wasn't entirely sure what that meant other than plotting to take over the island for some nefarious purpose. So he was reading horrible RPS again.

It was starting to be a habit here, people.


[[Warning: super SP until done with work!]]

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[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Riggins smirked. "Good. You deserve that."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Aaaand you deserve a healthy does of anti-biotics and maybe a bath in lye before you're fit for company," Deadpool replied cheerfully.

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Riggins wasn't going to argue with the bath part. He did look pretty dirty.

"Can't you be a douchebag to someone else?" he asked.

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"Nope!"

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Riggins narrowed his eyes. "First girl thinkin' I have VD because of what you said and I'm coming for you."

Oh, Riggins. It's so cute you think you can take him.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oooo! I'm just shakin' in my boots," Deadpool replied. "How about this... the first girl to think you have VD, I'll give you a free shot."

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to take you up on that," Riggins said, smirking. "And I'm not going to hold back either."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was still terrified. See? SO SCARED.

"Make sure not to break your hand."

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

"Not likely," Riggins said. "I guess I'll see you again when I need to punch you."

He almost couldn't wait.

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"I'll make sure to reserve myself a bed at the clinic."

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

Riggins gave Deadpool one last bitchy look before leaving his office.

He was such an idiot.