mouthy_merc | OOC - Info posting like a boss

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR. And I'm actually doing this for a change. Feeeeear it.

Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson (

-Is Vice Principal.
-Is datin'

spring_lost and helping raise the mutant messiah.
-Scoffs at your meta and fourth wall.
-IS EVERYWHERE IN MARVEL NOW. EVERYWHERE.
-Will probably make fun of your face. Just because he can.
-Now go watch some fun videos.

Tony 'Iron Man' Stark (

hoorayimrich)

-Is a mechanical and technological genius.
-Is an orphan. (And a billionaire. BRUCE AND HIM HAVE A CLUB, OKAY?)
-Is Iron Man (Unless you've been told or found out, you don't know this. Marvel folks somehow bought that Iron Man was his bodyguard for yeeeeears. I think it didn't get public until the 90s re: latest retcon.)
-Is not Robert Downey Jr. SORRY.
-Is dating

batwaffles because I love me some cross company ships.
-He's a man on a mission.

Reed 'Mr. Fantastic' Richards (

notawoodwind)

-Is smarter than you. True story. It's a joke in Marvel that his degree is in 'science' because he does it aaaaaall.
-Can stretch better than Stretch Armstrong.
-Has no idea who anyone is. DAMN IT, MARVEL.
-Is Ioan Gruffudd.
-I just like this. Not gonna lie.

Stan 'Has No Title' Marsh (

andthemoralis)

-Is from a white trash, podunk town in Colorado that no one has ever heard of.
-Was once the leader of Scientology. Then was sued by them.
-Is part of the Hare Club for Men. Don't ask. Just... don't ask.
-Is virtually unshockable. Even by Fandom's standards.
-Somehow manages to learn a valuable lesson when things go to shit.
-What Would Brian Boitano Do? Get a hybrid car, people now. (first link soooo NWS)

Lainey

-Is never gonna give you up.
-Is never gonna let you down.
-Is never gonna run around and desert you.
-Is never gonna make you cry.
-Is never gonna say goodbye.
-Is never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
-Is an admin.
-Is a weeeee bit of a fan of Marvel comics.
-Will probably ramble at you.
-Lives with

geewhizfellas and hasn't been killed yet. This is a magical thing.
-Is allergic to chocolate. *cries*

And that is all. I hope everyone is so much more informed.